Ticket holders… (well all ticket holders except one 😉) have now been sent the event password by email.
If you still haven’t got your tickets - what on earth have you been doing with your life? They’ve been on Eventbrite this whole time! #BradfordsBestKeptSecret
What do you mean you already have plans for this evening? Cancel your plans.
Make new plans.
Plans change.
C’est la Vie.
Plus ça change?
Bureau de change…
Change Elysées…
Je ne Regrette Rein.
Whisky and Jazz people,
Whisky and Jazz. 🥃🍸🎷🎹😎🤫
@bradfordmuseums.bsky.social #WorldPoetryDay
/e/poetry-club-3-the-industrial-revolution-tickets-1000014900487?aff=ebdssbdestsearch&_gl=1*1hgikn9*_up*MQ..*_ga*MTMzODYwNDg5MS4xNzQxMjc4MjEz*_ga_TQVES5V6SH*MTc0MTI3ODIxMy4xLjAuMTc0MTI3ODIxMy4wLjAuMA.
The only problem with organising secret things, that no-one admits any knowledge of, is that the administration is a nightmare. #bradfordsbestkeptsecret (always check the ALT text)
“I’ll see you tomorrow”
“No you won’t…”
“At the Industrial Museum… For ‘Poetry Club’…”
<enigmatic smiles>
“Whisky and Jazz…”
“I know nothing.”
“Wait, you *have* got a ticket… right?”
“That, I can neither confirm nor deny”
“Of course, but I’m just trying to work out the numbers for the fire regs, are you in?”
“That information is on a need to know basis.”
“Yes but I do actually neeed to know.”
“Sorry, I’m sworn to secrecy.”
🤦♂️
Hopefully Eventbrite knows how many tickets are left. (Not many!)
🤫🎹🍸🥃🎷🥷🤫
@bradfordmuseums@bradfordlitfest@bradford_2025@bfdcathedral Tell no-one! Sssh! @waterstonesbradford@joolzdenby@larissamusicuk@melosajazz@theunderstatedpoet@irenelofthousewriter@boarandfable@philiplickleyphotos@awakening_souls_poetry@sharenaleesatti
🤫🥃🎹🍸🎷😎🤫
Some people know the secret!
They’ve already got their tickets!
Have you?
#BradfordsBestKeptSecret
#WorldPoetryDay
#Bradford2025
@bradfordmuseums.bsky.social
I
Will only trust AI,
When it knows why,
to deliberately try...
to do things wrong-ly.
To think outside the cube
To brake the rules
To subvert the normal
To have a none formulayered response
To stimulAI
#BradfordsBestKeptSecret
#WorldPoetryDay
#StillNotSharingTheLinkToEvenbrite
#Marketing101 #rookieerror @bradford.musicscene@bradfordmuseums@bradford_2025@bfdcathedral@bradfordlitfest@waterstonesbradford #whisky #jazz
Poetry Rules
1 Poems do not have to rhyme or scan
2 Poems must; wait… is that scan thing a separate rule? Is this infact rule 3?
3/4 Brevity
4? Let your words&ideas soar, like an eagle
5ish No cliches…
6.5 Meta-metaphors obscure clarity
7or8 Never use emojis #BradfordsBestKeptSecret🥃🎷
Poetry Rules🤘
