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💕☎️ LINEUP ANNOUNCEMENT ☎️💕 Our address book just got hotter ... We’re thrilled to finally announce the full lineup for our April show 🔥 Coming to the call centre on the 9th April are … 💋 LAURA WALSH 💋 ROB COPLAND 💋 SAM COADE 💋 JONATHAN RUDGE 💋 RACHEL PORTER And of course, our extra hot headliner @johntothill ❤️‍🔥 Convinced? We thought so. Get your ticket using the Eventbrite link in our bio 🎫 20% of profits go to @notaphaseorg ❤️🏳️‍⚧️ Remember, your call is important to us 📞 0800-Comedy x #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #london

You have one new message 💌 HEADLINER ANNOUCEMENT ☎️ Hello operator? Yes, could you connect us with the 0800 Headliner for the 9th April please? Yes, his name is @johntothill 🥵 John is a comedian, writer and actor who has performed in venues across the UK and the USA, including Chicago’s Second City and New York’s UCB Theatre. He recently filmed @comedycentraluk Live, and was nominated for @chortle_comedy ’s 2024 Best Newcomer Award 😍 But wait, there’s more! He made his Edinburgh Fringe debut in 2023 with his one-man show, THE LAST LIVING LIBERTINE, which was one of the best reviewed Edinburgh Fringe Shows. The show then transferred for a sold-out run at London’s @sohotheatre 😮‍💨 In 2024, John took his show - THANK GOD THIS LASTS FOREVER – to the Edinburgh Fringe and received rave reviews. Open wide, here comes a quote … The @guardian described it as ‘another effervescent set to stand alongside last year’s eye-catching debut’. The show also transferred to the Soho Theatre. Obviously!!! Last year, John took his recent show - THIS MUST BE HEAVEN - to the Edinburgh Fringe where it was nominated for an Edinburgh Comedy Award for Best Show 💅💅💅 Early Bird tickets are nearly SOLD OUT! Cop a ticket now using the Eventbrite link in our bio with 20% of profits going to @notaphaseorg 🎫 Stay on the line ... more acts coming in HOT 🔥 0800 x #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #lgbtq #london

Weather Warning: Heatwave Incoming 🌡️ 0800-Comedy is BACK at Battersea Arts Centre on the 9th April. Yes, a Thursday! The funniest day of the week ... we think? 📞 Doors: 7:30pm 📞 Show start: 8:00pm 📞 Venue: @batterseaartscentre 📞 Vibes: Thursday madness EARLY BIRD tickets are nearly gone so hurry and reserve one now using the Eventbrite link in our bio 🎫 At 0800-Comedy, we are a safe space for LGBTQ+, gender non-conforming and female identifying comedians to perform (alongside the occasional ally). We want to keep 0800 a space safe for ALL so will be continuing to donate 20% of profits to @notaphaseorg going forward 🏳️‍⚧️ Remember, your call is important to us ☎️ 0800-Comedy x #standup #comedy #london #thingstodoinlondon #lgbtqcomedy @eventsatbac

💕☎️ LINEUP ANNOUNCEMENT ☎️💕 Our latest crushes are here and they are MIGHTY FINE 💘 Chatting you up on the 25th February are … 💋 CECILY HITCHCOCK 💋 KIERAN CARR 💋 JOHN PAPE 💋 CHRIS FORD 💋 VIC BLUNT 💋 RHYS JOSE And of course, our extra hot headliner @katecheka ❤️‍🔥 Fancy it? We thought so. Join us @batterseaartscentre and get FLIRTY this February 💕 Get your ticket using the Eventbrite link in our bio 🎫 20% of profits go to @notaphaseorg ❤️🏳️‍⚧️ Remember, your call is important to us 📞 0800-Comedy x #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #london

You have one new message 💌 ☎️ HEADLINER ANNOUNCEMENT ☎️ Ring ring! We have our Valentine’s headliner on the line and we are head over heels ❤️‍🔥 0800 is thrilled to have @katecheka headlining our call centre on February 25💘❤️ Kate Cheka is an artist, stand-up comedian and writer who has performed in over ten countries across four continents. The 2023 Funny Women Award winner, her debut sold out Edinburgh show received critical acclaim and went on to a Soho Theatre run and a nationwide tour. She was nominated for the 2025 DIVA Magazine Queer comedian of the year award and the Chortle 2024 Best Newcomer award and was a BBC New Comedy Award 2022 regional finalist. Need inspo for your V Day love letter? Here’s some quotes about Kate: 💋 “Political comedy may yet have found its new messiah” - @guardian 💋 “Charismatic, eloquent, frank and witty” - @chortle_comedy 💋 “She’s unstoppable. Her enthusiastic delivery cracks along at such a pace that you wonder whether she’s remembering to breathe” - @theskinnymag Early Bird tickets are nearly SOLD OUT! Cop a ticket now using the Eventbrite link in our bio with 20% of profits going to @notaphaseorg 🎫 Stay on the line ... more acts coming in HOT 🔥 0800 x #queercomedy #standup #thingstodolondon #battersea #comedy

💕☎️Hey Caller… no YOU hang up first! Roses are red Violets are blue Our Feb line up is sexy And our audience is too! 0800-Comedy is back at BAC on February 25th so get ready for a stupid Cupid spectacular 💘 💋Doors: 7:30pm 💋Show start: 8:00pm 💋Venue: @batterseaartscentre Vibes: live laugh love EARLY BIRD tickets are nearly gone so hurry and reserve one now using the Eventbrite link in our bio 🎫 At 0800-Comedy, we are a safe space for LGBTQ+, gender non-conforming and female identifying comedians to perform (alongside the occasional ally). We want to keep 0800 a space safe for ALL so will be continuing to donate 20% of profits to @notaphaseorg going forward 🏳️‍⚧️ Remember, your call is important to us ☎️ 0800-Comedy x #comedy #funny #london #thingstodoinlondon #queercomedy @eventsatbac

☎️ LINEUP ANNOUNCEMENT ☎️ The weather may be cold but our lineups are always hot ❤️‍🔥 Bringing the heat to our call centre on the 21st January are … 💋 CIARA BARNES 💋 OTTER LEE 💋 CHUCK N JECK 💋 KATIE KAMOLA 💋 ALEXIS SAKELLARIS 💋 LEWIS HEDGES And of course, our extra hot headliner @katienorris26 ❤️‍🔥 We can confirm that @batterseaartscentre will have the heating on. Sold? We thought so. Get your ticket using the Eventbrite link in our bio 🎫 Remember, your call is important to us 📞 0800-Comedy x #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #london #thingstodoinlondon #battersea #clapham #lgbt #lgbtcomedy #lgbtq #lgbtqcomedy #queercomedy #comedians #londoncomedy #comedyinlondon @eventsatbac

You have one new message 💌 ☎️ HEADLINER ANNOUNCEMENT ☎️ Ring ring! We have our first headliner of 2026 on the line and she's a certified hottie ❤️‍🔥 0800 is thrilled to have @katienorris26 headlining our call centre on January 21st 🥵 Fresh from her 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown debut on @channel4 , Katie won the 2023 Musical Comedy Awards and was a semi-finalist at the BBC New Comedy Awards 2023. In 2024 she debuted her first solo hour, Farm Fatale, at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in August 2024 to widespread acclaim. She sold out her entire run and added extra shows and was nominated for the @nextupcomedy Biggest Award in Comedy. It may be a new year but we're still slags for a quote and here are three about Katie: 💋 “An intense, unpredictable and hilarious show this is…brought to exhilarating life by a sensational performance that it takes on an epic life” - Steve Bennett, @chortle_comedy (yes, Steve Bennett!!!) 💋 “Wonderfully batty and unapologetic” - @guardian 💋 “A sublime witch’s brew of ingredients” - Jay Richardson, @the.scotsman Early Bird tickets are nearly SOLD OUT! Cop a ticket now using the Eventbrite link in our bio with 20% of profits going to @notaphaseorg 🎫 Stay on the line ... more acts coming in HOT 🔥 0800 x #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #london #thingstodoinlondon #battersea #clapham #lgbt #lgbtcomedy #lgbtq #lgbtqcomedy #queercomedy #comedians #notaphase #londoncomedy #comedyinlondon

We're turning up the heat for 2026 🌡️ 0800-Comedy is BACK at Battersea Arts Centre on the 21st January for our first show of the new year ❤️‍🔥 And it's a certified scorcher 🔥 📞 Doors: 7:30pm 📞 Show start: 8:00pm 📞 Venue: @batterseaartscentre 📞 Vibes: brand spanking new year EARLY BIRD tickets are nearly gone so hurry and reserve one now using the Eventbrite link in our bio 🎫 At 0800-Comedy, we are a safe space for LGBTQ+, gender non-conforming and female identifying comedians to perform (alongside the occasional ally). We want to keep 0800 a space safe for ALL so will be continuing to donate 20% of profits to @notaphaseorg going forward 🏳️‍⚧️ Remember, your call is important to us ☎️ 0800-Comedy x #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #london #thingstodoinlondon #battersea #clapham #lgbt #lgbtcomedy #lgbtq #lgbtqcomedy #queercomedy #comedians #notaphase #londoncomedy #comedyinlondon @eventsatbac

Ring ring! What's this?! A last minute caller ❤️‍🔥 0800 is thrilled to welcome back @ciaraocomedy to our call centre 🔥 Ciara represents one of society’s most marginalised communities… girls who peaked in Year 9. Fresh from this year's @bbcthree New Comedian of the Year, Ciara is a 'So You Think You’re Funny?’ runner-up and LGBTQ New Comedian of the Year finalist, Ciara has supported @thekatebutch and @junobirch on tour and had her writing featured on @dragraceukbbc 🌈 As well as hosting the iconic @hotandhotterpod , here are some nice things people have said about her (and it's a pretty phenomenal team sheet): 💋 “An absolute talent” - @realsueperkins 💋 “A voice that we need to hear, her story is an important story… a really good joke writer” - @jenbristercomedy 💋 “A handy writer… cheekily provocative” - @chortle_comedy 💋 “A brilliant humour, gloriously funny” - @zoelyonscomedy 💋 “She’s f*cking brilliant” - @thedannybeard Meanwhile at 0800 HQ ... general release tickets for NEXT WEEK are now on sale from the link in our bio 🎟️ Remember, your call is important to us ... 0800 x #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #london #thingstodoinlondon #battersea #clapham #lgbt #lgbtcomedy #lgbtq #lgbtqcomedy #queercomedy #comedians #notaphase #londoncomedy #comedyinlondon

You have 3 new messages 💌 Hold the phone! THREE more Hotliners?! 🔥 Lighting up our call centre on the 10th December are ... ❤️‍🔥 SHARIFA BUTTERFLY 2025 @funny_women Finalist @sharifabutterfly is known for her unique sense of humour and her unusually entertaining life story 🦋 As well as being featured on this year's BBC New Comedy Awards, Sharifa has won every Gong show under the sun. We're talking King Gong at the @comedystorelondon , @topsecretcomedy Gong, and @bigbellycomedy 's Ding Dong Gong 😮‍💨 Sharifa is currently working on a new comedy special and we've got our popcorn ready 🍿 A quote?! Oh go on then ... “I don’t understand this comedy thing but I support it anyways.” – Sharifa’s Jamaican Nan ❤️‍🔥 FRANCES KEYTON @franceskeyton is an alumnus of @sohotheatre Comedy Labs Plus 2023 ✨ She was a finalist in Reading New Act of the Year 2024, West End New Act of the Year 2022, Max Turner Prize 2022, SYTYF 2022, Leicester Square New Comedian of the Year 2022, and shortlisted for Funny Women Awards 2021 & BBC New Comedy Awards 2021. Phew, we're out of breath! “Frances weaves between confident humour and openness with ease. There is space to not only laugh with her, but to laugh at some of the sexual encounters that we’ve all tumbled through in our twenties.” - @broadwayworlduk ❤️‍🔥 SARAH GAUL This song goes out to all the comedy fans out there 🎶 2025 Musical Comedy Awards Finalist, @empireofgaul l is an award-winning musical comedienne, actor, playwright, improviser and writer. Another winner of the prestigious Comedy Store King Gong Show, Sarah has appeared at Backyard Comedy Club, The Comedy Store, Live Next to the Apollo, Big Belly Comedy Club, West End Comedy Club and Camden Comedy Club. "A powerhouse performer with a big future" - @thelondonstandard Early Bird tickets are now SOLD OUT so snap up the remaining tickets quick for our final show of the year ❤️‍🔥 December 10th is just around the corner 🔥 0800 x #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #london #thingstodoinlondon #battersea #clapham #lgbt #lgbtcomedy #lgbtq #lgbtqcomedy #queercomedy #comedians #notaphase #londoncomedy #comedyinlondon

You have 3 new messages 💌 Advent calendars fans look no further, we have THREE Hotliners to unveil 🔥  Lighting up our phone lines on the 10th December ...  ❤️‍🔥 ELI MATTHEWSON NZ's finest @elimatthewson is a stand-up, writer, presenter and satirist. His show Daddy‑Short Legs won the Fred Award in 2021. He's been nominated for multiple Billy T Awards, and featured regularly on major NZ TV shows, such as 7 Days, Funny Girls, Jono and Ben, and Paddy Gower Has Issues.  Eli was also part of first same-sex couple on @dwtsnz 🪩 Eli is also the co-host of the @malegayzpodcast - discussing pop culture & gay history 🌈 According to the @nzherald , he "nails every punchline". Did you hear that? We wouldn't want to be a punchline on December 10th ... or would we?   ❤️‍🔥 ROB COPLAND Buckle your seatbelts! @robertdcopland on the line ☎️ A madcap, mustachioed, & idiocentric clown for hire. Sign us up!  His most recent show 'Gimme (One With Everything)' won the Victoria Wood Award at t@edinburghcomedyawards 2024 AND the Comedian's Comedian Award at the @chortle_comedy Awards 2025. His debut ‘Mainstream Muck (Gimme Some of That)’ won Best Show in the 2022 Comedian’s Choice Awards - he was the first and only act to win the Comedian's Choice Award with an Edinburgh debut.  His Channel 4 Playground 'Tell Me When You're Bored', which he wrote and starred in, premiered in 2025.  You know we're slags for a quote, so here's one about Rob courtesy of @guardian : "Rarely has an existential scream been this much fun' 😮 Thanks The Guardian™️! ❤️‍🔥 ALANA JACKSON So You Think You're Funny? 2024 WINNER, @alanajacksoncomedy was described by Chortle as 'relatable and witty'. @festmag praised her 'amiability reminiscent of a good friend down the pub'.  On an unrelated note, Phoebe and Michael can confirm that Alana is a phenomenal drinking buddy 🥂 After her sold-out 2025 Edinburgh Fringe debut, where she was nominated for the ‘@nextupcomedy Biggest Award In Comedy’ and long-listed for Best Newcomer, Alana is back working up a new show for 2026 🤩 Reserve your TICKET now - link in our bio 🎟️ Three Hotliners dropping soon 🔥 - 0800 x #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #funny