To the people of Yorkshire,
We would like to formally apologise for the release of our new product, Yorkshire Tea Iced.
We are painfully aware that drinking cold tea out of a can is an act of severe treason.
In our defence, it does come in two delicious flavours, can now be purchased in @sainsburys and online (links in bio) and delivers a level of refreshment so intense it cannot currently be measured by human technology.
Nonetheless, it is nothing short of heresy and we are truly, deeply sorry.
Yours, in shame,
Yorkshire Tea. x
Showed this to our 11-year-old marketing trainee and she cringed so hard she dropped her iPad. But then we showed it to our 63-year-old non-executive marketing director and he puffed on his wooden pipe and said "I like this, what is Instagram?" before trundling off on his penny farthing, so on balance we decided to post it.
Is Bakewell Brew as good as Yorkshire Gold?
(Talk amongst yourselves in the comments while we hide in this broom cupboard).
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TWO NEW TEAS!!
Sorry for shouting. We're just a bit giddy.
One tastes like cake. One tastes like pudding. Both taste like tea, because they are tea.
More details in the comments 👇
