He left the relationship… with salmon sperm on his face.
A month before the breakup, she gifted him a “Kardashian” salmon sperm facial cream. Then she dipped. And now he can’t stop wondering if it was payback.
• Sometimes “self-care” is just a breakup prank
• If it feels like a setup, it probably was
• Addiction to a product is real… especially after the person leaves
• Humor is the only way to process chaos
Have you ever been left with something weird from an ex? Tell me.
#comedy #relationshiphumor #reels
Who would win in a fight between YOUR dad and stepdad? Let us know in the comments.
From the latest #MohrStories with @adamraycomedy on @witzcomedytv . Watch now on YouTube, Spotify or Substack. Links in bio. 🔗
#dad #stepdad #fight #gameshow
Turn that frown upside down! Life's too short for bad moods. A little dark humor and a shift in perspective might be all you need. #MoodBooster #PerspectiveShift #DarkHumor #LifeIsShort #MentalWellness #CopingSkills #ReelsTherapy
The time @adamraycomedy brought a fleshlight to his first Hollywood acting gig.
From the latest #MohrStories on @witzcomedytv . Watch now on YouTube, Spotify or Substack. Links in bio. 🔗
#fleshlight #henrywinkler #jimbelushi #actor
DONT FORGET TO FOLLOW TRIPPING ON KAY!
New episode Tuesday at 5
Would you rather silence a vagina or have 6 penises on your back? We're discussing the best 'would you rather' question ever. What's your answer? #WouldYouRather #Discussion #Funny #Poll #QuestionOfTheDay #Viral
It's a new fantastic episode of Modern Day Man! Frightening but fun Big Brother discussion! Reality TV nightmares! People who antagonize others! And more insanity! BOOM!
Spotify video & audio: /episode/24O5AGCKWdTpG5p1G74LN9?si=dXbB_NB9R4ajzVz57rnVaA
YouTube: https://youtu.be/noRi5d5uUrM?si=GcQjJOU-hPGJH-Vu
iTunes: /us/podcast/modern-day-man/id1819393517
Comment with your favorite toy as a kid.
From the latest #MohrStories with @richtercommaandy on @witzcomedytv . Watch now on YouTube, Spotify or Substack. Links in bio. 🔗
#toys #gijoe #bigjim #childhood
