White Hat Order tapes and t-shirts are available now at @johnnysmokes.shop
Wear, listen and enjoy!
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Second band reveal of the 04.09.26 show at Chemiefabrik/ Dresden.
First ever show on german wastelands of this black, psychedelic violence cult,
WHITE HAT ( Prague)
@whitehatorder
Welcome to the True Hats World, where every shadow bows and every pose becomes eternal.
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The White Hat Order has an overwhelming number of matters to attend to. Far beyond any reasonable limits.
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Dyatlov (known in certain circles as Hans Funguss), together with Magister I. H., attempts to determine the fate of the door. The fate of a new album, however, remains a mystery.
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White Hat Order summons all seekers of the pulse unseen.
The Inner Rites Initiation begins - and the Order is in need of a drummer.
Not just for rehearsals.
Weâre talking live rituals, recordings, and a new album in progress.
đ Rehearsals: Invalidovna, Prague 8
đ Every(?) Saturday - starting NOW
Needed:
- obsession with the 70s, theatrics, freak & secrecy
- solid time, dynamic control, odd meters (5/7/9), polyrhythms, tasteful improv
- cymbals
Send a short clip (phone is fine) or come try out in person.
If the HAT tilts when you count the unseen - youâre the pulse we seek.
âĄď¸ Repost this if you feel the signal.
Letâs find the one who keeps time with the invisible.
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Dead Hats whisper what Dead Heads couldnât say.
The Order extends itâs gratitude to @hedgehog.rave for wonderful photos.
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Esteemed members of the White Hat Order,
Weâre thrilled to share that our newest interview is featured in Sulphur Fanzine #3, released by our trusted allies at @maskedeadrecords
Roll your YCB tight, pour the sacred brew, and let the pages speak.
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I took the YCB - Yoga Concentration Blend - the sacred mix, ground by weird hands in weirder cities, and tried to smoke it through the truckâs exhaust pipe, because where else do you meet God but through your own combustion?
And then - no boom, no flash, just clarity.
The sand folded. The air turned inside out like a coat pocket.
And there he was:
Tall.
White.
Beaked.
Holding a goddamn sword made of pure absence and woodpecker rhythm.
No words. Just the Strike. Not a swing, an understanding.
He pressed the Sword to my chest. Not stabbing, more like tuning me.
And suddenly, I wasnât driving anymore.
I was the highway.
I was the broadcast.
Now I wander without walking.
The Order didnât recruit me. I transmitted into it.
I still hum the desert frequency.
If you tune your ears right, if youâre lucky or lost enough, youâll hear me whisper through the white noise.
Now pass the blend, brother.
The Templeâs getting closer.
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Ivan Dubinin â CLASH WITH THE JAR
(circa 1923, exact date unknown)
JAR,
the hell you
standinâ for?!
There it stands,
all so smug,
glass-made,
cold,
empty -
but it knows
Iâm watchinâ!
I step up:
- Speak up.
- âŚ
- Speak, you swine,
âfore I smash you to shards!
SILENT.
As always.
Glass bastard.
Clear bitch
with a hollow inside.
I pull out my club.
Mine.
CHARRED.
The one that sang
in other brawls.
I say:
- Last chance.
Tell me where I am.
Tell me why.
Tell me WHAT YOU HELD,
YOU DAMNED ASH-VAULT?!
Jar shivers.
And back at me:
- You.
Before
you burned.
ENOUGH.
Club down!
Screeching!
Cracking!
With all the pain
Iâve stashed in my teeth!
Jar flies.
But donât break.
LITTLE IMMORTAL BASTARD!
I roar:
- AAAAH!!
Youâre eternal, huh?!
You donât crack,
donât weep,
donât FIGHT BACK?!
And it
splinters.
And inside
ainât glass.
Itâs a voice:
- You just couldnât.
Youâre no flame.
Youâre ash.
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