★ @wearediscbitch x @lalalaswollongong Presents: BING-HOE ★
Your favourite local dive has teamed up with DiSCB!TCH to deliver a bitchin’, boozy bingo night every other Wednesday from March to May!
Kicking off with a strictly limited series, BING-HOE is a hot new take on a mid-week favourite. You can expect the bingo basics - 10 games, fabulous prizes, all that jazz - plus so much more:
♔ DJs on deck for every round
♔ Thick ‘n’ thirsty theme nights
♔ Naughty number calls
♔ Surprises that will SHOCK you!
ENTRY: $10 paid at the bar for your gamebook & blotter
🍷$10 Doom Juice drink special all night long
This is NOT your nanna’s bingo night... unless she slayed 💅
Back at our second home @lalalaswollongong TONIGHT for our favourite night of the year!
Spinning all your faves after an all-star lineup, see you there, we on at 12AM 💋💋
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TONIGHT 🩷 BING-HOE: FINAL ROUND
You read it right, Nancy Drew: ‘Young Hoes Run Free’ (or however the song goes) - tonight is our LAST scheduled appearance at La La La’s for Bing-Hoe!
If you’ve been swearing you’ll get to one of our hot ‘n’ chaotic bingo bashes, then tonight’s the night you stand on business b!tch!
⏰ Numbers called from 7PM
💸 $10 to play (cash or card accepted)
🍷 Delish $10 Doom Juice all night long
🔥 Hot AF prizes (and even hotter consequences)
Happy hour is 4-6pm (cheap cocktails uh-huh), and if you want to secure that prime real estate for all the bingo badness, we recommend you find your spot early! We’ve got TWO major prizes on offer tonight (courtesy of @doomjuice , @musicfarmers and yours truly), and we promise you don’t wanna miss your chance to get your hands on ‘em 😘
Come down, have a ball, and show the La’s crew you’re gonna miss us - and who knows, if you wish hard enough and throw it back fast enough, maybe we’ll return from the grave... 🪦🖤
BING-HOE FINALE: DON’T TELL ME IT’S OVER 😭
We hate to be the bad-news-b!tches, but this Wednesday will be our LAST round of the DiSCB!TCH BING-HOE residency at La La La’s! And just when we got the prize wheel looking good ‘n’ sexy for you...
...but this doesn’t have to be the end! If you’ve been to one of our Bing-Hoe nights and had the time of your life (or you’ve been meaning to come along but you’ve been a busy b!tch), now is the moment that counts.
💸 $10 to play
🪩 Live DJs spinning tunes
🎁 Hot prizes on offer
🍷 $10 Doom Juice all night long
⏰ Numbers called from 7PM
Come down to La La La’s this Wednesday to experience all the chaos, all the tunes, all the drink specials, and all the prizes we’ve got, and let the La’s crew hear that you’re hungry for more BING-HOE!
Greetings Earthlings, from the planet KHUNT 👽💥
Today is International Earth Day, and we intend to celebrate - with the terrestrial tradition of BING-HOE at La La La’s 🤯
The plan is simple: 11 rounds, 11 winners, 11 super-fun Earth-themed prizes for April 22! As the founder of Earth Day (Gaylord Nelson) said: “That’s PU$$Y b!tch!!!” 😜🌏💅
Come in a conglomerate or come alone; the game is played just the same. $10 Doom Juice all night long for those who celebrate Earth Day (with freaky, out-of-this-world fits), and two-for-one margaritas for all Martian Mamas who wanna get green from 4PM to 6PM 🐸
$10 to play; come get Gay(lord Nelson, founder of Earth Day) 🕊️
🌟 Bing-Hoe welcomes all she’s / he’s / they’s / gay’s / other’s - if you can clown around, you can come on down xx
The official Bimbo Summit has been called… that’s right, it’s BING-HOE time 💅
Balls drop from 7PM sharp (behave), so get in a little earlier to grab your booklet, dauber, and a prime spot downstairs
Good times guaranteed, goofy antics encouraged, and some seriously fab prizes up for grabs courtesy of @doomjuicewine , @musicfarmers and @yoursandowls 👀
See you soon divas xx
Bing-hoe round uno makes it’s mark on @lalalaswollongong THIS WEDNESDAY!
A heap of prizes to be won, from the kitschy lucky dip to the cunty grand prize 🏆
Make hump day the highlight of your week - win or lose, you’re still up baby
✨ 7PM START // $10 TO PLAY // ALL WELCOME ✨
Celebrating International Women’s Day this Sunday with our favourite publican/diva, the one and only George of @diceyswollongong
Come shake it in the name of feminism
Back at Dicey’s this Sunday… and since its the first new moon of the New Year, it’s gonna be extra ✨sparkly✨
Be there to see whether we commit to bedazzling these bods #teamDiSCB!TCH
