We were always so offended to see St Bernardās consistently on lists like ātop 10 simplest dogsā. But then we remodeled our house and got a new doorbell, and Dante never figured out the new sound - to the point that my dad stuck a āplease knockā sign on the doorbell so he wouldnāt body the door every time it rang.
If being less simple would have made you less you, then Iām proud you were a top 10 simple dog, Dent. Keep setting that curve wherever you are.
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