Came, found fave Nasi Goreng, lost sunglasses in a totally one sided fight to a monkey, enjoyed local singing talent, used up 3 bottles of sunscreen, accidentally started a mangosteen export/import business, decided surfing is still as hard as I remember it, walked up about seven billion steps, worked my way through every cocktail menu, lost about 5 years of my life on a scooter, loved it, went home #bali