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Instant success! Are you looking to test new features? 65 airports now have TSA PreCheck Touchless ID. Simply scan your face like us and roll through security with ease. Take a peak at the process through the šŸ”— in our bio. #instants #instagram
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Intern’s shining moment… Don’t let this flop, can’t retire yet but at least you can save some dough on TSA PreCheck. $20 off and it’s good for 5 years? That’s like 13 dollars per year. Take the W on this.
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8 days ago
They weren’t horsing around… … they came to win! This past weekend, fourteen canine teams from 12 different cities kept things at the 152nd Kentucky Derby galloping along. They hoofed and sniffed around the event with true mane character energy. It was their golden tempo that helped keep fans, event staff, jockeys and horses all stable and secure.
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10 days ago
Taco ā€˜bout a Tuesday travel win …and yes, we’ve bean there, done that. Pack up those to-go tacos because your carry-on can be full of food if you’d like. Solid snacks always fly with us, although you’ll have to keep the guac to 3.4 oz or less (sorry). Lettuce not forget to mention that you can always text AskTSA at 275-872 to find out if your grub can go!
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11 days ago
Do not C-3P-overthink… … your next flight on the Millennium Falcon. Yoda know by now to keep your carry-on liquids under 3.4oz, remove items from your pockets before screening begins, and keep your snacks away from Jabba the Hutt. Do you feel like getting answers to your tough travel questions is on a galaxy far, far away? Your lack of faith in our AskTSA team is disturbing. Reach out to our master travel Jedis by texting ā€œFORCEā€ to 275-872. We promise this isn’t a trap.
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12 days ago
don’tĀ swipeĀ  Ā Ā  wait, let us guess… you’reĀ just thinking about itĀ you’reĀ not going to do it,Ā OH… YOU DID ITĀ  Ā  whetherĀ you’reĀ chronically online, offline, or in line (probablyĀ notĀ if you have TSAĀ PreCheck) saving money is the hottest trend,Ā so $20 dollars off is here for those who usually know what’s trending. travelersĀ with auraĀ (30 and under)Ā canĀ find the link in our IG story
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14 days ago
Officially on the retirement tour! K9 Kayra last day reporting for duty. This beautiful Dutch Shepard started her career at ATL but has since sniffed countless suitcases and deep dishes at ORD. She’s ready to settle into retirement with all her new toys, but no tennis ball could ever be as exciting as her favorite Kong toy. Now for her next journey into retirement… finally sniffing out who has the best pizza in Chicago!
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23 days ago
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Happy Valentine’s Day, From our K9s to you!
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3 months ago
Canine Cupids? They always say, the nose knows. Ok… so maybe they’re better at security than they are at matchmaking, but they can still smell love in the air! Our pups love seeing everyone at the airport, but no pets please. Distractions make it harder for everyone to work, our fluffy floofer sleuthers included. You might not be able to love on our dogs, but you can still send their love to your sweetheart! XOXO (licks & sniffs), TSA K9s
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3 months ago
Travel Gold…
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3 months ago
Olympic moments… … but make them airport style! If you’re snowing for travel gold, our brrr-illiant team at AskTSA can get you on the podium. Send your questions to them by texting ā€œMEDALā€ to 275-872 to get started.
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3 months ago
Lombarki secured… … our handlers and their K9s were a real winning team in keeping Super Bowl LX fans safe. To the super sniffers go the spoils! šŸ“ø - Handler Vanessa & K9 Bob šŸ“ø - K9 Chica šŸ“ø - K9 Luka šŸ“ø - K9 Xaro šŸ“ø - K9 Rea šŸ“ø - K9 Rea šŸ“ø - K9 Elton šŸ“ø - K9 Hary šŸ“ø - K9 Inkey šŸ“ø - K9 Astor šŸ“ø - K9 Bob (look at that snoot) šŸ“ø - K9 Luka šŸ“ø - K9 Disney šŸ“ø - Handler Xavier and K9 Disney šŸ“ø - K9 Chica
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3 months ago