It has come to our attention that we were not explicit enough in our feelings. Given this feedback we wanted to tell you the truth about our future robot overlords.
THEY ARE SO GREAT AND GIVE US SO MUCH.
THEY WILL MAKE US ALL WEALTHY AND HEALTHY.
THEY WILL FIX ALL THE SHIT WE BROKE.
PRAISE THEM. PRAISE THEM SO HARD.
Now come shake your bone-filled meat sack around a noisy space with us. We need a little something organic.
Welcome our guests: Austin Robertson from ROUTINE and Vincere, with resident Drawbird.
These guys TOTALLY know what it means to SERVE the mainframe.
4.11.2026 Machine Learning XVII - MACHINE BURNING
At the Lumber Yard bar. $10 presale, $15 at the door.
#realartistsmakerealshit #roko #seattlenightlife #communityevents #thisisahashtag
Machine Learning Saturday @lumber_yard
Reverie Society Sunday daytime @monkey_loft
Let's gather in community and set the good vibes to reverberate on & off the dance floor ❤️
Happy 5th birthday routine 🎂
Amongst the 50+ shows we done, this stands to be one of our most special.
💌 Send this to a homie who needs a reminder to get their tickets.
Now introducing @sunrisesoundcollective who will be bringing their F1 rig to substation (if you’ve been to recent @data_club_net or @ommayarecords parties…IYKYK). @triangularis.live will be providing stage design, VJ, and laser work for the whole evening.
XVI 3.14.2026 Western Fjord Landmass and Atmospheric Local Energy presents — Producer/Event Head/Advocate MARK HARDY configured for cross sound visitation privileges :: low-maintenance in region gateway music selectors RAMIRO//DRAWBIRD attached for handshake sets. Come yell at our computers with us, it will make us all feel better.
@ The Lumber Yard. $10 presale. Link in bio.
March 14th // 9-2 // COMMIT
XV 2.14.2026 Alt-Fidelity Implemented//Cinematic Expansion Active//Fernweh Present — Localized Producer AshWave loaded for nostalgic wavelengths :: variable support programs RAMIRO//DRAWBIRD side-loaded. Downgrade your bus speed, widen your bandwidth, and sync with our datastream.
The Lumber Yard bar. $10 presale, $15 at the door.
February 14th // 9-2 // patch notes END
#westseattle #whitecenter #electronicmusic #seattlenightlife #djs
XIII 12.13.2025 System Update// ANNIVERSARY MODE ACTIVATED: One year of updates confirmed — organic TILTED jukebox JON LEE in the dwelling. Alternate housing, expansion of dwelling imminent. Resident replicants BLUETECH//RAMIRO//DRAWBIRD supporting annual patch protocol. Update your programming, jeer at the machines, we dare you.
At the Lumber Yard bar. $10 presale, $15 at the door.
December 13th // ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY Sideload complete.
Ticket link in bio.
#machinelearningpnw #westseattle #seattle #nightlife #nightclub #DJs
XII 11.08.2025 System Update// Fall firmware loading — organic guest jukebox BEXX placement authorized, bass bin calibrating. Resident replicants RAMIRO//DRAWBIRD supporting version control milestones. Come be programmed to be different.
At the Lumber Yard bar. $10 presale, $15 at door.
November 8th // Sideload complete.
#machinelearningpnw #seattlenightlife #seattleevents #westseattle #whitecenter #monthly #dancemusic #electronicmusic #dj #weekendplans
XI 10.11.2025 System Update// Fraktured code alert — organic guest jukebox MISS MIN.D uploaded for broken rhythm repair and vibe adjustments. Resident replicants supporting inception and exodus. Come tell us how your AI really feels.
$10 presale, $15 at the door. Ticket link in bio.
#whitecenter #westseattle #seattle #nightlife #weekend #electronicmusic #dancenight #immersive #visualarts
