Johnny + I, 2025
Project: Kings of the North, Adele Senior @drwannado (Lead Researcher, Leeds Beckett University).
Photo credit: @caseyorrphoto
There are so few books on Drag Kings, so to be featured in one, especially one focusing on Northern Kings, is a real dream.
What a delicious book it’s gonna be.
💪Eat. That. Mic!💪
Tonight at 9PM, come and meet Johnny the Biblical Rapper!
Expect soft boy entitlement and absurd sexual energy generated by a deep connection to male shame.
Tickets from £10, grab them from the link in our bio! 🔗
Paris 2026
@bigthiefmusic@adriannelenker
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“It’s a fucked-up world
Why must everything be conquered,
gutted?
It’s so beautiful.
Let's blow a hole in the center of it”
- ‘Beautiful World’, Big Thief
HE DID IT JOHNNY CAME OUT AGAIN!!
THANK YOU @alphabetti_theatre Ed/ Anna/ Clare/ Sam/ Nic/ Kai/ Chloe with an extra MASSIVE thanks to Nick Tyler the most incredible + collaborative technical manager in the land! Thank you with all my heart for such a supportive stabilising start to the next stage of this show.
THANK YOU @rosapossy for being the perfect mum.
THANK YOU to the audiences, thank you to absolute pieces, I don’t know you all but I remember all of your faces I swear! It was a joy to be with yous. 🩷
Also mad thanks too to every loved one I have who I bombard with mad questions at really odd times, I really appreciate you sooooo much, esp @isaidnowayok who is putting up with the consistent rollercoaster of this whole thing and who seems to have the patience of a saint!
I AM JOHNNY is the next work in progress to take to the stage, tread our concrete boards, exploring and experimenting all in preparation of Johnny's introduction to the Edinburgh Fringe. Join Johnny as he asks life's important questions "Lads! Are you shirkin for a gherkin?" 13th and 14th March, grab your tickets whilst you still can 🎟️
Johnnys musings 09/01/26
While having a cuppa this morning I had a nose bleed.
Stuck bog roll up there, all firm with a tight twist at the end.
Took a sip but the bog roll went in the mug sucked it up like a straw and I’ve burnt the wall of my nostril.
NOTE TO SELF :
Deep wrinkles only look good when teamed with a spenny watch, without the spenny watch you just look like a knackered postman.
👑❄️ FANCY ANOTHER LAD? ❄️👑
As if NE LADZ at Alphabetti on Friday 5th December wasn’t already hot enough… We have another extra special guest joining the party! Get ready for Johnny The Biblical Rapper
📍Alphabetti Theatre, Newcastle
📆 Friday 5th December, 7pm
🎟️ Tickets available now
🔗Book yours via the link in our bio!!
With an incredible lineup of Johnny The Biblical Rapper alongside Jayce, Mack Sproates, Veggie Stripper and our host Vick The Prick this is not a night to be missed!
It happened. Every second of it.
Please watch all episodes to get the full flavour. And do stay in touch.
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