Tom Hoefner

@tomhoefwrites

Playwright & Lecturer, Nintendo devotee, long-suffering Mets fan.
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If you want to know how long ago it’s been since I was @robertariza ‘s first ever director, we had already worked together for a couple of years at @hcjteendrama when @__gabriellahh___ (also pictured) was born. Yesterday @jaime.vaccahoef and I were lucky enough to be in the building when Rob made his triumphant return to Broadway as Charles Cholmondeley in @mincemeatbway . We couldn’t be prouder of all Robert has accomplished. He’s living proof that crazy talent coupled with years of training, dedication, a pure love of craft, & je nais se quois sometimes really do pay off.
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2 months ago
Happy 2026. Wishing you a year of health, happiness, and sunsets on the beach. 🌅
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4 months ago
20 years and our first time at Sardi’s. Happy Anniversary to us! 🥂
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4 months ago
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 🎄
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4 months ago
Tonight we lost Zelda who, in spite of never seeming to care very much about who we were or what we were doing over the course of the last 12 years, was a very good cat nevertheless and I’m very sad and that’s all I have to say about that.
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7 months ago
I have never made a secret of the fact that I was born with a relatively common congenital heart defect known as a Bicuspid Aortic Valve (or BAV), a condition that I’ve known since childhood would result in my having valve replacement surgery someday. Well, “someday” turned out to be 10 days ago at Maimonedes Hospital’s Cardio-Thoracic Surgery Suite. I have been back home since this past Saturday and recovery (knock on wood) seems to be moving along smoothly and quickly. I just wanted to quickly thank my cardiocare providers, including my cardiologist Dr. Shivani Verma & my cardiothoracic surgeon Dr. Benjamin Youdelman, who — along with their cardiology teams — made the entire procedure seem almost dull & monotonous. I also wanted to thank my beautiful wife @jaime.vaccahoef and my beautiful adoptive brother @tedmfranx for their constant love & support, along with my generous community at @loughlinlions for making sure all of my work will be covered until I get back. While in today’s world valve replacement survey is relatively routine & in fairly short order I’ll be back to 100%, it’s still heart surgery at the end of the day, & I’ve already received so much love, support, & prayers from all walks of life to help me get through it. I didn’t broadcast that I’d be getting this surgery, but everyone who’s managed to find out has been universally caring & generous for which I’m very grateful. Finally & most of all, I’d like to thank my mom, @helenhoefner . All the way back to a time where I can’t even remember how young I was, Mom made sure I received the best cardiac care she could find (shout-out to my wonderful pediatric cardiologist Dr. Sandra Brunson). Mom also simultaneously made me believe my BAV was NBD and hammered home to me the importance of getting it screened every year into adulthood, so much so that years later even as I did the thing where you put off doctor visits because you feel fine, I almost never put off my annual cardiology screenings, which is how an asymptomatic heart patient (me) discovered they were entering the danger zone and it was time to fix what ailed them.
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7 months ago
A Very Hoefner Wedding 🤍
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8 months ago
Saw @gypsybway with @montegoglover filling in for Audra. She was sensational. That might be the greatest Broadway score ever composed.
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10 months ago
End-of-year trip to @boopthemusical with @blmhsdramaclub ! Fantastic old-school flavored musical comedy that’s closing too soon. See it through July 13!
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10 months ago
The 4th in Brooklyn.
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10 months ago
Broadway and the Mets = a great Father’s Day weekend. Arranged, of course, by the meticulously well-scheduled @jaime.vaccahoef
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11 months ago
Happy Mother’s Day to my beautiful wife @jaime.vaccahoef , without our two amazing girls would never have clothes or doctor’s appointments or money for school bake sales! We love you!🥰
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1 year ago