💚 Green flag: I reply fast… and with drama. Tickets for Dickmatized are live now, baby. Come let me drag my dating disasters in real time.
📍 Tea House Theatre | Fri 24 Oct
🎟 /events/dickmatized
#LondonComedy #ComedyTheatre #FringeComedy #LondonLife #SouthLondon #LambethFringe #OneWomanShow
🚨 Tickets just DROPPED 🚨
London, are you ready? Dickmatized – my one-woman comedy confession about lust, lies and catastrophic choices – is officially live at Lambeth Fringe.
📍 Tea House Theatre | Fri 24 Oct
🎟 Grab yours now before they vanish: /events/dickmatized
👉 Do not wait till the group chat sells it out – book now!
#LondonComedy #LondonTheatre #SouthLondon #FringeComedy #LambethFringe
#FringeComedy #thisisdickmatized
💚 Green flag: I show up AND overshare. Tickets for Dickmatized just dropped — come hear the comedy confessions I definitely should have kept private.
📍 Tea House Theatre | Fri 24 Oct
🎟 /events/dickmatized
#LondonComedy #FringeTheatre #LondonEvents #ComedyShow #SouthLondon #LambethFringe #onewomanshow #thisisdickmatized
🚨 Tickets just DROPPED 🚨
London, are you ready? Dickmatized – my one-woman comedy confession about lust, lies and catastrophic choices – is officially live at Lambeth Fringe.
📍 Tea House Theatre | Fri 24 Oct
🎟 Grab yours now before they vanish: /events/dickmatized
👉 Do not wait till the group chat sells it out – book now!
#LondonComedy #LondonTheatre #SouthLondon #FringeComedy #LambethFringe #Comedy
#FringeComedy #thisisdickmatized
🚨 Tickets just DROPPED 🚨
London, are you ready? Dickmatized – my one-woman comedy confession about lust, lies and catastrophic choices – is officially live at Lambeth Fringe.
📍 Tea House Theatre | Fri 24 Oct
🎟 Grab yours now before they vanish: /events/dickmatized
👉 Do not wait till the group chat sells it out – book now!
#LondonComedy #LondonTheatre #SouthLondon #FringeComedy #lambethfringe #thisisdickmatized
🚨 Tickets just DROPPED 🚨
London, are you ready? Dickmatized – my one-woman comedy confession about lust, lies and catastrophic choices – is officially live at Lambeth Fringe.
📍 Tea House Theatre | Fri 24 Oct
🎟 Grab yours now before they vanish: /events/dickmatized
👉 Do not wait till the group chat sells it out – book now!
#LondonComedy #LondonTheatre #SouthLondon #FringeComedy #LambethFringe #thisisdickmatized
👠 Dickmatized – Lambeth Fringe special.
📅 Fri 24 Oct | Tea House Theatre
🎟 /events/dickmatized
👉 Bring your girls, your man, or your situationship – just come.
#LondonComedy #SouthLondon #TheatreComedy #LondonLife #lambethfringe #breadandrosestheatre #teahousetheatre
🥒 A cucumber. A confession. A catastrophe.
Dickmatized is not a love story – it is a post-mortem in heels.
📍 Tea House Theatre, South London
🎟 £10 tickets: /events/dickmatized
👉 If you miss this, it is basically another red flag. 🚩
#LondonComedy #FringeTheatre #SouthLondonEvents #comedyshow
Dating in London = Hunger Games with cocktails. 🍸Come watch me survive it (barely).
🎭 Dickmatized – Tea House Theatre | Fri 24 Oct
🎟 Tickets: /events/dickmatized
#LondonComedy #LondonEvents #ComedyShow #FringeTheatre
He was six-foot-two. Beard sculpted by angels. Future? Non-existent.
Welcome to the spiral. Welcome to Dickmatized.
📅 Fri 24th Oct | 🎭 Tea House Theatre | 🎟 £10
📍Tea House Theatre Fri 24th Oct 2025
🎟 /events/dickmatized
#Dickmatized #OneWomanShow #ComedyTheatre #FringeComedy #TheatreComedy
🥒 Comedy show about lust, logic & lies.
🎟 Dickmatized | Tea House Theatre, SE11.
👠 Not a love story. A post-mortem in heels.
A cucumber. A confession. A catastrophe. 🥒😂
Dickmatized is not a love story – it’s a post-mortem in heels.
📍Tea House Theatre Fri 24th Oct 2025
🎟 /events/dickmatized
#LondonTheatre #SouthLondon #LondonComedy #LambethFringe #TeaHouseTheatre #LondonEvents
🚩 Red flags? I collect them like Nectar points. 💳🍆
Catch me at Tea House Theatre, Fri 24th Oct for Dickmatized – the comedy confession you didn’t know you needed.
🎟 Tickets:You can grab tickets here: /events/dickmatized#LondonTheatre #SouthLondon #LondonComedy
#LambethFringe #TeaHouseTheatre #LondonEvents
