Come put the hammer down with the latest and greatest of the formula 5 racers on the scene, bby. @fastfashionbeer is gonna be rippin and the booties be dippin and the druggies be trippin on May 8th when @happyfeather_official , @theunsundered , @all.this.for.that , and @thepassionracket take to the track in some hot rodded racers. Buy a fat dog with mustard. Drank your drinks with mustard. Fly yer foam finger with mustard. Just do it with mustard.
See you there, speed racers. <(:y 💜
COME DRINK WITH JESUS AND FRIENDS ON APRIL 3RD!! WE'LL BE TURNING WATER INTO WINE AND BEER INTO PISS TO COMEMMORATE GOOD FRIDAY OVER @fastfashionbeer WITH ALL OF OUR MOST PIOUS OF FRIENDS; @auntiedeath , @rio_devore , @crooked.notes.music , AND OF COURSE WE'S GONNA BE THERE, @thepassionracket ITSELF, DRESSED IN OUR FINEST APOSTLES ROBES TO PARTAKE IN THE EUCHARIST. COME JOIN US ENJOY THAT DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS JESUS.
MMMmmmm.... Jesus....
In order to celebrate this St. Patrick's Day holiday season I've decided to compromise what little morals I have left and draw you all this festive Christmas Hog. ☺️
Hog bless us, every one. 🎄🐖✨️
@lucky_liquor THIS FRIDAY THE 13TH! DOORS AT 7! SHOW AT 8!! COME DRANK YOURSELF UNLUCKY WITH @crooked.notes.music , @auntiedeath , AND @thepassionracket !!!
AND I KNOW IT'S NOT EXACTLY THE DAY BEFORE ST. PATRICKS DAY, BUT IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH DAMMIT!!
HOW DO THEY KNOW WHAT SONGS I'VE BEEN SINGING!?!?
YOU TELL EM!! YOU YELL EM!!
Hi everyone, I'm Tad Dastardly. And I'm here to invite you to a rompus rumpus in the private car on Friday March 6th, where all your wildest fantasies will come true. Even the one about the teletubbies flesh-morphing together into a winged beast and becoming your pet ptubbadactly. I can make it happen. I have that power. I'm Tad Dastardly.
@crooked.notes.music , @theunsundered , @carbombs , and @thepassionracket will be there @orientexpresszhao to fantasize with you. HOW DO YOU KNOW? Cause of right now when I post the post. It's the kick I've been craving.
AWH SHIT!! ST. PATRICK'S DAY LEPRECHAUNS ARE EXTRA EVIL THIS YEAR. WITH FRIDAY THE 13TH JUST DAYS BEFORE THE LITTLE GREEN MEN COME OUT. WE'VE WRANGLED UP THE NASTIEST OF THE BUNCH AND ARE HAVING A ST. NOT-RICK'S JAM WITH ALL THE LIL GREMLINS MARCH 13TH AT @lucky_liquor !! COME CRASH PARTIES AND MAZERATIS WITH YOUR FAVORITE SHILLELAGH SWINGING SCOUNDRELS @auntiedeath , @crooked.notes.music , AND THE GRUBBIEST GOBLINS OF THEM ALL, @thepassionracket !!
YOU JUST GOTTA PROMISE YOU WON'T SHAKE NO BABIES, YA DANG DING DONGS!! >:[
🚨RED ALERT🚨 THE PASSION RACKET IS FILLING IN FOR CROOKED NOTES AT SLICE OF LIFE PIZZA IN TACOMA TONIGHT FEB 6TH!! 8PM!!
🚨BE THERE OR IMMA STEAL YER KNEES🚨
OPEN THE DOOR, 'N WHUT DA HEKK!? IT WAS A PASSION RACKET SHOW 'N MY SHIT GOT REKT!!
COME GET HARDCORE WITH DA BOIS AND LOOK AT OUR FACES AGAIN!! WE'RE TEARING IT UP WITH @no_riders AND @benzo.seattle ON FEB 20TH AT 9PM @darrellstavern !! BRING GARLIC FOR THE BAT-MENS, SILVER FOR THE WOLF-FELLERS, AND A HIGH END FILTRATION SYSTEM FOR THE SWAMP-THINGS. YOU'LL NEED ALL THREE IF YOU WANT TO GET OUT WITH YER BUTTS INTACT.
AND I HAVEN'T LOST A SINGLE BUTT AT A SHOW YET, GODDAMMIT.
