Get ready for bingo, babes
This Sunday, 5/17 💥 5-8
At @padrona_hudson
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We’ll have delicious food and drinks
The usual insane dollar store prices to ruin your interior decor
And of course, dad jokes that will leave you feeling… something
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See you this weekend!
Are you ready for another revival meeting for exhausted queers? We (fellow exhausted queers @theonlyandymonk and @carozijine ) have quite the treat for you this month. At 6:30pm come out for DYKE COUNTRY with @kate.strobel and @welcome2chilees , then stay for your regularly scheduled open mic starting a bit later at 7:45. Incredible opportunities to LOLAL (lots of lesbians and laughs) your ass off and try your hand at some stand-up yourself! Make sure to come back Friday 5/22 to see Mic Mother co-host @carozijine open for @theactualbaileypope . We’re so lucky to be living in the golden era of Kingston comedy!
Friday, April 17th - Season 18 finale of Drag Race
Hosted by Sis Jenner
At Camp Kingston
Are you team Darlene Mitchell? (correct)
Team Myki Meeks? (I guess…)
Or Team Nini Coco (incorrect - who hurt you?)
See you on Friday!
@campkingston@sissythatjenner
Who is going to keep the party hopping at Sheaster?
DJ Tommi Calamari and Nath Ann Carrera will be tag teaming from 12-2(ish)
DJ Flared Bass will be bringing us home from 2ish until we hit the floor.
(and Crush Pleasure Shop also has treats with a flared base…)
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Sheaster is on Sunday, April 5th, 12-5pm
At the Unicorn Bar in Kingston
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Get your bonnets together, don your sexiest Jesus look, or stretch out those cheeks for chubby bunny. See you on Sunday!
SHEASTER - Sun, Apr 5, 12-5
Projections by @bamiam to help you hop out of this dimension
Throw on a look! We live in the dumbest timeline, but this party is going to be really fun!
#sheaster
Sheaster isn’t just a super-fun Easter Sunday daytime dance party, we also have CONTESTS!!!
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We’ll start the contests around 2, so don’t be late!
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We’re bringing back all your favorites:
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👒 Best Easter Bonnet - Take a hat and glue, like, a BUNCH of shit to it. Think church-lady, but MUCH gayer.
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✝️ Sexy Jesus - Serve us your Sexiest Jesus and give the crowd a full res-ERECTION. 🐣🐣🐣
🐰 Chubby Bunny - Step up for the sacred rite of Chubby Bunny, where contestants will shove an alarming number of sugar-coated marshmallow birds into their mouths in the name of glory.
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Enter one or all of the contests and truly learn the meaning of the phrase “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”.
#sheaster #sheisrisen #sexyjesus #chubbybunny #hudsonvalleyqueers
Do you feel like you’re holding on for dear life? Sounds like you need to come to MIC MOTHER: The only queer comedy open mic we know of between Albany and NYC. Try out stand-up for the first time or just be a voyeur. Allies are welcome. Performance art is welcome. Transphobia is not. You get 7 minutes to make us laugh. This month Caroline will be shuffling off to Buffalo to fend off the apocalypse so beloved Beacon comic @leahworrelld is guest hosting! That way we still have a woman who wears glasses present to make sure @theonlyandymonk doesn’t say anything too inappropriate (he will!) & remember we have a new earlier start time of 7pm this year! Come join the homegrown comedy revolution in Kingston on Thursday 4/9!
One week from today!!! Get EGG-cited, it’s time for SHEASTER 2026! You don’t wanna miss this! Get your tickets!
Sunday, April 5th
12pm – 5pm
The Unicorn Bar
$10 adv / $15 door
He is risen… and so are we.
Sheaster returns for another unholy afternoon of bunnies, bonnets, and bad decisions before sunset. Put on your Easter finest, strap on that bonnet, and try not to end up with egg on your face (unless you’re into that sort of thing).
The sacred competitions return:
Sexy Jesus - Serve us your Sexiest Jesus and give the crowd a full res-ERECTION.
Chubby Bunny - Step up for the sacred rite of Chubby Bunny, where contestants will shove an alarming number of sugar-coated marshmallow birds into their mouths in the name of glory.
Best Easter Bonnet - Top it all off in the Easter Bonnet contest, where flowers, feathers, hot glue, and questionable construction collide.
Or forget the contests entirely, throw on an Easter lewk and just hop your hot little tail on over to the Unicorn and shake the last dusty crumbs of winter off your body on the dance floor.
With heavenly projections by @bamiam
Keeping the dance floor hopping:
Nath Ann @nathanncarrera & Tommi Calamari @tommicalamari
DJ Flared Bass @flaredbass
Hosted by two old queens with a creamy filling:
@sissythatjenner@mizzhunty
Brought to you by your favorite Queer Conspirators:
@carasue74@kevinlmuth@theonlyandymonk
So come dance with us! These eggs aren’t gonna lay themselves.
Who better to hide the eggs than a couple of drag queens?
Sis Jenner and Mizz Hunty are your hostesses with the mostesses.
SHEASTER is on Sunday, April 5th. 12-5pm at the Unicorn Bar
Tickets are on sale now
It’s been a big week for fashion…
Come see me this Friday, March 27th in @nightnightulsterco
And mark your calendars now for SHEASTER - Sunday April 5th
Get EGG-cited, it’s time for SHEASTER 2026!
Sunday, April 5th 12pm – 5pm The Unicorn Bar $10 adv / $15 door
🎟️🔗👆
He is risen… and so are we.
Sheaster returns for another unholy afternoon of bunnies, bonnets, and bad decisions, all before sunset. Put on your Easter finest, strap on that bonnet, and try not to end up with egg on your face (unless you’re into that sort of thing).
Your favorite competitions return: ✝️ Sexy Jesus - Serve us your Sexiest Jesus and give the crowd a full res-ERECTION.
🐰 Chubby Bunny - Step up for the sacred rite of Chubby Bunny, where contestants will shove an alarming number of sugar-coated marshmallow birds into their mouths in the name of glory.
🥚 Best Easter Bonnet - Top it all off in the Easter Bonnet contest, where flowers, feathers, hot glue, and questionable construction collide.
Or forget the contests entirely, throw on an Easter lewk and just hop your hot little tail on over to the Unicorn and shake the last dusty crumbs of winter off your body on the dance floor.
With heavenly projections by @bamiam
Keeping the dance floor hopping:
@nathanncarrera@tommicalamari@flaredbass
Hosted by two old queens with a creamy filling: @sissythatjenner@mizzhunty
Brought to you by your favorite Queer Conspirators: @carasue74@Kevinlmuth@theonlyandymonk@unicornkingston
So come dance with us! These eggs aren’t gonna lay themselves.
