Throwback to this summer at @boomtownfairofficial ! What a vegiliscious affair indeed! This was theb innaugural outing of our freshly grown church and what a spiritual awakening it was. Massive thanks to all those who congregated around the holy cabbage that weekend!
You'll be happy to know that these higher vibrational veggie funks are confirmed to be back next year!
Also lettuce pray for the incredible @harleybranfieldphoto for the incredible footage.
Kalealujah 🥬🥬
#spirituality #funk #bristolmusic #vegetables #cabbage
Are you feeling alone and lost in a world seemingly full of psychopathic men?
Suffering from a gaping void in your life crying out for a higher power?
Look no further...
We're playing in Totnes on the 29th of May!
Expect vegetable healings, high energy, live disco-funk, and a genuine arousal for the vegetable! 🥬🍆🫑🥕🥒🥦
Ticket link in bio
KALELUJAH! 💚🙏
Some more BTS of our epic photoshoot with @harleybranfieldphoto 📸🥬
Who knew vegetables could be such a seductive time?!?
Well we did of course! 😉🌽🍆🥒🥕
Swipe right for the brocoli gun show! 🥦
Stay tuned for more... 🥬
Kalelujah!
#thelordsofvegfunk #bts #vegetable #joy
POV: you're an independent band creating content...
Gotta get that shot 📸
Very exciting photoshoot, stay tuned our vegetable worshipping courgettes 💚
Model @suxelda
Photographer @harleybranfieldphoto
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#contentcreation #thelordsofvegfunk
🪼💗The Lunar Lovers 💗 🪼
Valentines Day '26 @canteenbristol
✨ You made us feel so good! 🫶🏻
What a night we had, thanks again so much to every one of you who came and bought your loving energy!
+ Of course, the incredible artists that made it all happen!
@thelordsofvegfunk@lowkonic@beat_cleaver@djmerkata@tashionfruitjuice@kjaerdian
📷 @benrobinsphotographer
See you at the next one 🙌🏻
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#bristolbasslines #valentines #vegfunk #alchemyaudio #bristolevents
Well well lovers... 🌙 🪼
Saturday was a full bodied celebration of love, movement, expression and sound. And of course VEG! 🥦🥕🥬
The atmosphere was ripe with warm energy from the start. You all seriously raised the roof of the @canteenbristol in the name of loooveeee! 😈
Thank you to every dancer, lover, cosmic creature and smiling face who came to share the evening with us ✨
Massive shout out to @thelordsofvegfunk & @lowkonic for helping us stir up the delicious chaos that it was.
@djmerkata & @beat_cleaver for bringing that authentic Alchemy energy.
@tashionfruitjuice and @kjaerdian for being the cheekiest cupids on the dancefloor
+ @benrobinsphotographer for capturing the night so beautifully (more of his work to come!)
We have LOADS planned for this year, we cant wait to share what is next.
Until the next one 💜 🪼
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#alchemyaudio #lordsofvegfunk #lowkonic #thecanteen #bristolevents
We love you! Thanks so much to every single one of you who came and gave yourselves wholly and holy to the sacred cabbage on saturday! The venue was at capacity for our whole set, thats 290 of you vegiscious sauce pots! Some people said it was the most silly and vibey they'd ever seen the canteen!
A massive shout out to all the actual vegetables who attended, we see you. We love you.
Thanks so much to @alchemyaudio_ & @canteenbristol for putting the night on.
To @morgan_rberts for these epic photos!!
Also of yours a huge biggups to @lowkonic@djmerkata and @beat_cleaver for the epic tunes!
Until next time you higher vibrational vegetable funks.
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This saturday the lords descend on the @canteenbristol for a night of higher vibrational vegetable funk! Come get saucy with us at this particular romantic edition of the congregation of cabbage put together by @alchemyaudio_ .
With love and cabbage flaps. #spirituality #growers #vegetables #cabbage #congregation
Here it finally is, the moment most of you haven't been waiting for! The Thank Funk aftermovie! Damn it brings warmth to our sweet loins watching this! Tix now available for 2026! Snap up them early birds quick.
Mahussive thanks to eliza for the incresible aftermovie!
With love and funk ❤️
Heres a cheeky little throwback to the lushness of summer, an evening frollocking in a field in bristol with my deliscious basket of freshly dumpster dived asparagus. Shame on the supermarkets for such waste, but the silver lining( which was clearly green) was rather delish for me!
Big thanks to mikenna for shnappin these to ❤️🥬🥬
This Valentine’s Day there’s only one place you’ll be spanked by sweet spinach and join the congregation of cabbage ! (We assume anyway but overjoyed to learn differently ) get on down to @canteenbristol for a night to remember ! Massive love and cabbage flaps to @alchemyaudio_ for putting this all together.
Kalealujah you higher vibrational vegetable funks! #spirituality #vegetable #vegfunk #bristolmusic #ifuckedacabbage
Holy cabbage flaps and broccoli stems this weeks veg box from @thecommunityfarm has got me instantly in the mood for being nude! Look at the size of that broccoli, If thats not a spiritual awakening I'm not sure what is! Veg Boxes are an amazing way to support your local farmers all while getting the sexiest organic veg delivered straight to your door ! Get on over to @thecommunityfarm to get yours! Fyi this is not a sponsorship! However we're in the market for one 😗
Kalealujah to you ya higher vibrational vegetable funks! 🥦🥦🥦🥦
