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born again but not in a God way this time, promise
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Next show is 1/9/26 @cafecolonial916 with badass bands @thenewtrust @stellacrest and @thekelps ! All ages. Let’s slam dance.
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5 months ago
We’re very much looking forward to getting back on stage - and sharing it with a bunch of cool bands. Come hang!
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5 months ago
Many endless and a little too personal thanks to everyone who came out last night. It feels quite good to be a real deal band again. All of the bands were incredible, stop what you're doing and listen to: @vgandthedb @alvieandthebreakfastpigs @minorfiasco We'll be back next year, baby.
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6 months ago
Cameron here. Neither the singer nor the guitar player. But we Kelps have a long history of thinking about witches, talking about witches, and singing songs about witches. So here's a lil song about witches. If you like this, you'll love our show this Saturday the 15th at Cafe Colonial. And if you hate this, you still might like the show, because again, neither the singer nor guitar player. Benevento No want, no waste Now we know you know the feeling So call my name I speak, you stay Alive awake alone appealing A chance to change One more life won't tip the scale Salt the earth and part the veil Drink the wine, eat the tail No more pain, no more sin A bargain My love let us begin #sacramento #sacramentomusic #sacramentomusicscene #songsaboutwitches
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6 months ago
If you ask me where to get tickets, I'll say something like "link in bio ☝️🧔"
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6 months ago
The next one.
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7 months ago
Last night was incredible. The Kelps are back! And people seem to care! Thank you to everyone who came and has ever cared. It was a joy to see so many old friends and familiar faces. @jogathing is so good it is unnerving. @ehaneycomedy and @punischmid really taught us the meaning of friendship. We have more shows coming up we'll be announcing, new music, new releases, new everything. All our cells replenish every seven years. Come see us November 15th at Cafe Colonial with @vgandthedb , and may all your dreams come true.
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8 months ago
We have been healed by miracles and bedrest, and The Kelps are back in full form. Saturday! August 30th! We'll be joined by the incredible musician @jogathing playing music, and the incredible comedians @ehaneycomedy and @punischmid on comedy. Who'da thunk it. Tickets available now, link in our bio, baby.
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9 months ago
With our glorious singer Cory struck down, Cameron as The Kelp, singular, kept the ancient prayer: the show must go on. We were thrilled to be even nominated to play the @vgandthedb album release show. Afterimage is out now, wherever music is bootlegged. It is tremendous, the band is tremendous, and you are tremendous. And please check out the fabulous @cleversmusic and their fabulous music. 1. Whimper, a new hit single 2. Ray Combs, another new hit single 3. Super fan with custom merch 4. The boys being back in town 5. "Cory's" very earnest message to the crowd 6. Some of Cameron and Vinnie's witty repartee 7. Mini Vinnie™
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9 months ago
We have merch! We're a real band! The prophecy has come to pass. Many thanks to @wholelotta.lyssa for the excellent design, and to @milkmyth for getting these made. And thanks, of course, to the prophecy.
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10 months ago
New shirts available July 25th. You'll be there, yeah?
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10 months ago
We'll have these and some other new goodies for you fine folk when we open for @vgandthedb at their release show one month (basically) from today.
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10 months ago