Please forgive my voice...tail end of a cold plus I'm devouring an easy peeler.
Thought I'd share the news that Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory is science fiction now!
Has fantasy died?!
#willywonkaandthechocolatefactory #willywonka #fantasy #sciencefiction #scifi
As Noxeema Jackson declares, in To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar, "Larger than life is just the right size"
There's nothing quite like a bespoke hat and @stanandgwyn knows the score...especially when you demand BIGGER!
My first beret wasn't 'enough' for me so I asked for more...and boy did I get it!!!
Plus I had to have an oversided tweed baker boy hat as well made more oversized...I mean I am big and have a big head...so of course it needs a little more to make an impact!
Remember if an outfit is a sentence then a hat should be punctuation...so have at it with these glorious exclamation marks!
Finally my collection of 'Bona Riah' icons are all up on the wall just like an instagram page in real life.
Glory be to the delightful camp prints of @art_by_villain
Penelope Keith as Margo Leadbetter from 'The Good Life'. Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford from 'Mommie Dearest'.
Molly Sudgen as Mrs Slocombe from 'Are You Being Served?'
Fanny Craddock.
Grace Jones.
Dick Emery as Hettie.
Dame Joan Collins.
Madonna (with the Vogue Rap in her riah) and Alison Steadman as Beverly Moss from 'Abigail's Party'
For a closer look check out Art by Villain 's work.
Currently I'm sick as a pig at the moment but putting my leopard print baker boy hat on Tam-Tam has cheered me up.
Now I'm just waiting for Tammy to release an acoustic album of 60s cover.
What a wonderful evening of Idol Worship with Peaches Christ and Mink Stole.
Plus I'm tickled pink that Mink and Peaches, plus Peaches' husband, loved the offerings I brought them both.
I gave Mink and Peaches a Divine Dawn Davenport Virgin Mary (so deliciously sacrilegious) made by the talented Divine Excess.
Plus so lovely to catch up with Robyn x
Waiting...I am just back from getting filled by dishy Muhammad and his Polish twink dental nurse.
Oooft I'm right sore. I've waited since my temporary filling was put in on March 9th.
Dishy Muhammad was playing La Vie En Rose then...honestly it was the most romantic and intimate thing anyone has shown me in a long while!
Today he was playing a medley of 60s songs...Be My Baby by The Ronettes was playing when he was viciously going at me with his wee twink vacuuming the inside of my mouth!
I know the score ducky. I've got your number dishy Muhammad! It's a love that dare not speak it's name...we aren't free to love each other you and I...too much stands in our way...you're a dentist and I have a mouth full of fillings...it could never work!