@terminatorsanj Sanjeev Kohli Instagram profile, stories

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Ever been stung by a scorpion? I have. Klaus Meine charged me £12,000 for a Mustang whose suspension was totally fucked

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Dave Gahan is violently allergic to French peaches. When they tour there the band has to go into de-pêche mode

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Thanks to a printing error & eBay, I am now the owner of a VERY collectible limited edition 7” inch single by Katrina & the Waves called “Wanking on Sunshine”

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You want to have seen Mona Lisa when I told her she’d left her hair straighteners on. Her face was a picture

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Fleetwood Mac had a long-running golf-based feud with Abba, & released Albatross as a direct response to Eagle

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I invented my own font once. Sold the rights to someone for £50. He’s now a multi-millionaire. I CURSE THE DAY I met Richard Wingdings

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The most fragrant pope was probably Pope Uri

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5 days ago

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I sense arrogance from bees about the whole honey thing. Are they aware that humans make iPads & dimmer switches?

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Remember they talked about releasing that collaboration between Toni Braxton & Bill Hicks? Turned out to be a false alarm

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7 days ago

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In a cafe right now with Ron & Russell Mael. They’re having a heated argument about travel arrangements for a tour. I think Sparks are going to fly

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I promised to love my wife until the 12th of Never. We got divorced on the 17th of Never

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I had a profound revelation once on the way to a Dinosaur Jr gig. It was a real road to J Mascis moment

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