My man said he needed space🤔…I said baby hold on TBA comedy will DELIVER. Next Tuesday at the MU stage. Our last show of the semester🥹. You shouldn’t miss it, or me AND Houston will have a problem.
Sidebar: I’m glad we put NASA in Houston. Imagine if it was like “Lubbock, we have a problem.” Doesn’t really roll of the tongue, now does it?
SEE YOU TUESDAY.
TBA undertook a beautiful improv pilgrimage for FRACAS at USC. None of us really know what USC stands for. University Super College? Special thank you to @2nimprov for your awesome sauce hosting. See you next time LA (what does that even stand for? Lots Awesome?)
TBA comedy’s 3rd (THIRD) hospital trip this month (True). But believe it or not we are STILL KICKING and ready to give you the show of a lifetime this Tuesday at 8pm . We better see you there.
Anyone else feel like their bodily humors are a little unbalanced today? I feel like my phlegm and black bile are like totally out of whack rn and it’s just not the vibe. I know it’s just bc mars is visible during Pisces season ughhh. Im gonna need some monastic artifacts to get past this one, but it’s okay I know a guy. Claviculariulangelo got frame mogged by a Medici family leader ? Okay see you NEXT TUESDAY
ABT presents the BACKWARDS SHOW. If it were up to me, for this show we’d invite everyone in to watch improv and then we’d say “this is the backwards show” and make YOU do all the improv while (TBA) watch. Now THAT would be backwards. That’s not what this show is i swear but it’s still gonna be pretty fricken awesome. Sources are saying it’s slated to be the funniest backwards themed improv comedy show in the continental US. So take that as you will. I say continental US because I’ve heard American Samoa has a great improv comedy scene.
Tomorrow we are doing something very very special and I want you there so badly. I won’t tell you what it is, but it starts with Aud and ends with itions. Crap I just spoiled it, didn’t I? I can’t do anything right. I’m just a big dumb oaf. I’m just a big sad oaf loser who only writes TBA captions and does nothing else. They told me if this post gets 20 likes that they’ll let me out of my crate and refill my water bowl.
Hey YOU. I read your New Year’s resolutions and it said “Do college improv comedy” bolded and underlined in red with 6 arrows pointing to it. I thought the arrows might be a little overkill, but we appreciate the enthusiasm. Also really? Pickleball? Every day? Jeez. COME AUDITION FOR US WE’RE AWESOME.
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Survey says: This is our last show of the season. If you think about it, TBA is a lot like Family Feud. We’re all just a little related and a little inappropriate (and we’ve got a bald man with a mustache).
Also a good bit I’ve been thinking about is the Price is Right but with clash royale goblin contestants:
Drew Carey: Okay Snotknuckle, the game is yours. What’s the price of this brand new ninja blender?
Snotknuckle: Okay Drew…I’ve seen this before but I’m not a hundred percent sure. I’m just gonna go for it….3 rubber bands, 2 paper clips, and a rabbits eye?
Drew Carey: 3 rubber bands, 2 paper clips, and a rabbits eye . I’m locking it in.
Okay I’m not writing anymore of it I’ve got homework but you get the idea. SEE YOU ALL ON THURSDAY(it’s a Thursday show.)
