Couldn’t be more pumped to announce my first humor book TIPS FOR YOUR LAST YEAR ON EARTH is out on Feb 7th! You can preorder it on Amazon or Barnes & Noble now! I hope you will consider buying it and/or reviewing its titillating tips on how to be the best you for whenever our last year on Earth is. Big thanks to @vulpine_press for this fun journey & bigger thanks to @richardleewarren & @oakmoonart for being as dark as I am. #bookstagram #bookrecommendations #authorsofinstagram #author #humor #funny #toiletreader #coffeetablebooks #illustrationartists #barnesandnoble #amazonbooks
It’s my #birthday month and BOY am I celebrating it—by getting a disc replacement surgery!! WOOOHOOO! #partyanimal👗 Less shows this month but I will now have plastic in my spine, so take THAT, Kardashians. #standupcomedy #funny
You mess with #madonna you mess with #allwomen FOOLS. Thank you all for your engagement & support in this, the year of my undoing. #funny #comedy #justgettingstarted
I’ll be your April FOOL. Hope to see you at one of these fun shows! Also listen close in episode 5 of #companyretreat for a soothing voice! Kidding—listen for my voice instead. #standupcomedian #jokes @jurydutypresents
This beast comes out today on Amazon. Highlights: love my credit, got to work with long time pals that I miss once again ❤️, removed 4 beehives, saw more snakes IRL than is necessary in one lifetime, rescued 5 cats (thanks to @eliza_philip_kitties ), got a couple acting paychecks, had the best team Nate & @ibogert with special shout out to Autumn, Randy & @nickarquette and I missed the screening because I’m lucky to be working. At any rate, we done fooled y’all again. AND I would be remiss to thank the man, the myth, the legend @randyheuser who without him, we would most certainly all be dead. @#corporateretreat #amazon @jurydutypresents
