I draw a picture every year for my wife’s birthday. This one deals with an unfortunate truth about her.
You see, my wife is very sweet and empathetic and kind. She is righteous and noble and pure. Honestly, she’s a *paladin*.
And she HATES it. She’d rather be a force of darkness — a malevolent entity living beyond the ends of night.
And that’s why I call her by the nickname “Witch Queen”. She’s most definitely NOT a witch queen, but it makes her SO HAPPY when I call her a witch queen. And I like nothing better in this world than to make her happy.
Happy Birthday, Witch Queen. Here’s your birthday drawing. I love you. May your dreams be filled with vengeance and spite.
