NEET emerges from mother’s basement under the cover of moonlight. For exposure to the sun would light up her cave-earned translucence and all would see her organs floating around like jelly beans in half-set jello. And that would be like totally embarrassing.
People in Miami! Mark your calendars! All of Garden will be showing at the Miami Underground Film Festival at the Villain Theater on October 13th. To celebrate, you may have this poster + me doing my best Maddie impression. Will post more details as the date approaches.
Painting and spaghetti done by me, text done by @ovum.regia
Mondays are for JOKES! And this might just be THE ULTIMATE JOKIEST JOKING JOKE EVER WRITTEN...NO JOKE!
Can someone please explain this? I'm using it for standup on Friday and I gotta know what it means so I can clap back against potential hecklers and/or dumb people (like myself).
Thank you!
Trailer for All of Garden🍴❗
While I wait to hear back from festivals, I'll drop some saucy crumbs for you hungry, hungry dawgs. A trailer! For your troubles!
Thanks again and again to Maddie and James and the rest of my rag tag crew who made this whole silly idea possible.
Love ya! Bye bye!
🍝🍝ALL OF GARDEN🍝🍝
Hello! I have spent the past few months making my FIRST EVER SHORT FILM and I wanted to share some stills and give thanks to all the special people who helped me bring this idea to life. This was so much fun to work on and it was a great excuse to collab with some very talented people. If you’re in Baltimore May 12 come to Artwalk at MICA! I’ll be showing my film alongside a bunch of other really cool video artists at Falvey Hall at 4pm.
Starring🌟 @digitaldancing
Director of Photography🎥 @gutterslush
Music and Sound Mix🎶 @gabrielchez@ma1um_
Hair and Makeup💄 @rachelnemez
PAs 🚣 @manderschat_33@ovum.regia
Shoutout to my family for spotting me when I ran out of money and to Matt for being so overwhelmingly supportive through the whole thing. I couldn’t have done it without you all. Thank you, it really means the most! :D
TOM CRUISE IS POLYAMOROUS?! (freestyle)
Source: trust me bro. I’ve seen a Mission Impossible movie, those lips don’t rest easy with one lady. We pray he will find someone equal in psychic power to quench his insatiable need for hot, female, super agent mouth hole.
Prod: @ma1um_ , @apollo.cd , @ovum.regia , and myself!
Video: All me baby 😎
Shot on a Nintendo 3DS
Final for my Synesthesia class, enjoy.
Does your life feel like a confounding series of events that have exhausted you to a point where the thought of having to continue living a full life, that will only get more difficult with age, fill you with more dread than your mind can comprehend? Of course it does! But don’t feel like a loser just yet! Freshly exiting a six year relationship, I too was left naked in the cold with nothing but my wiener in my hand and the infinite abyss of my own life stretching out before me. This feeling makes me extremely uncomfortable and I refuse to sit with it!
So, I have set out to reach enlightenment as quickly as possible! Each week I will interview expert life-livers and answer once and for all the Big Human Question: What is the BEST and ONLY way to live life?
From sex and relationships to meaning and death— I will find the answers. Your welcome!
Tune in on Wednesdays at 10pm EST on radiowicv.org or wait for me to upload a video version on YouTube!
Here take this! My video/set for the Vigil! Wah! Ouch! 🤢
Still really new to music making also it’s really hard so don’t be too mean or I might cry.
Thanks for listening!
New tat sheet/ coloring sheet (feat. Barf Swimpson)!!!
Like, subscribe, hit the bell icon and if anyone wants to commission me for a tattoo design I’d love to do some! My dms are open and I’m a cheap hire 👍
A GOD FEARING BIRTHDAY PARTY👀🎉
36x48 acrylic on wood
Big ol painting inspired by Raging Loop, sleep paralysis, old photographs, and my love of bible stories. Pretty happy with how this came out and it’s nice to remember that I actually know how to paint sometimes! Thanks!
Summer Rain rug/ wall decoration! 🌧🌧🌧
Made it during my first semester but finally did the finishing touches this week. I have sooo much fun rug tufting so hopefully there’ll be more to come!
Wendigal on the prowl😳
Quickie I did for illustration class last week. Experimenting with more uniform color palettes and graphic lining.
#wendigo #illustration #digitalart
