If you don't get it by May fourth, you'll get it by the sith! ha!
Who cares? it's not a real day!
THE BRAND IS NOT YOUR FRIEND
This cluster of images is a dumb joke based on a douche move. The Imperial Mouse trademarked "May the fourth (and 4th)," taking for themselves a phrase originally coined by British politicians when congratulating Margaret Thatcher upon her election victory in 1979, and since used as a meme of affection for the franchise. Instead of appreciating a thing created by fans that propagated their IP for free, the empire pulled a typical move and put a tax on it.
And come on, how do you own a date? "Announcing Easter(TM) brand chocolate rabbits! Statement from Cocoa Masters International: "Yeah, we bought it from the Roman Catholic Church! They're out of money from all the child molestation lawsuits, so we got a good deal. Or you could call it a GOD deal - ha! Anyway, get those bunnies off the store shelf. Oh, and now your hidden eggs are just eggs, unless you pay our licensing fee to color them and put them in your yard."
It's pretty funny that a company, which built its business in part by making cartoons out of fairy tales in the public domain, would miss the irony in that story about a goose and its eggs.
The brand is a construct, an appearance of being one of your people. But it will only be your friend until a prettier demographic comes along...
People just want to trust folks is all. Of course businesses want to set themselves apart. "We seek to make the longest lasting ball bearings." or, "We won't screw you with planned obsolescence," or "We're fetishists about kitchenware ergonomics!"
Is this the most important thing in the world? God no, have you seen the news? It's a side rant, which is like a side hustle. Well in this case they're the same thing.
Anyway, this is a store. The message is "here are some iconography and designs and jokes and stuff on t-shirts and the like."
So there you go, this is Cluster One.
https://recombust.printify.me/
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH POO
Made a printify store. This is an item in Cluster One.
recombust.printify.me
If it doesn't arrive by the 4th, you'll probably get it by the sith!
17$ fucking sandwich at newark airport. 15$ corona. I wish a fucking tornado would come and wipe out the whole place. Take a fucking bus to san francisco
