Straight Decline

We are so beyond excited to announce that our debut EP, Mid-Semester Crisis, will be released on all platforms on October 17th, 2025!! In the meantime, our first single, Tomorrow, is out RIGHT NOW ON ALL PLATFORMS!!! This EP is the direct product of the past two years of this band. Produced by @jack_guzowski , @lindseyeclr , and @_alaunamichelle and mixed and mastered by @dino_iasella , this EP is packed with bangers and made with love and care. The cover art is made by our wonderfully talented friend @melzika_03 ! From rough starts to early lineup changes to Weezer covers to holding our own, this EP shows our evolution from the beginning of our band up until now. If you can’t tell, this is an insane milestone for us, and we’ve hardly been able to keep our mouths shut with how genuinely excited we are. We of course want to celebrate the release of our EP with ALL OF YOU, so stay tuned for a special announcement later today about where and when that will be :) As always, we want to thank you for helping us get this far. We never knew this would be anything more than playing some music in David’s basement, and we’re so beyond grateful that you have supported us and helped us grow into something so much bigger than what we thought we could be. We love you, and we hope you love our EP!!

Tomorrow we bring another great semester of Straight Decline to an end with the biggest bill we have had a chance to be a part of! I remember the first time I saw @onestepcloserwb was 3 years ago opening for Silverstein at the Sherman Theater in Stroudsburg, PA. These guys had an insane amount of energy and personality, and they had a chokehold on that crowd. I remember standing there and hoping that I could someday be a part of something just like what they had. Fast forward 3 years and we get to share the @preservingconcerts stage with them, @fosh.band , and @spiralpgh . To say that we’re excited is a massive understatement, and to say that we’re honored is an even bigger one. We’re sending this semester off with a bang! Grab tickets right now at the link in our bio!!!

Every million years, the planets and stars align, generating a very particular effect on Earth: the Pop Baby/Straight Decline bill. This year, out of every possible place in the world, this unique phenomenon can be observed in the nearby town of Beaver Falls. This once-in-a-millennium cosmic event is happening for one night only, on the 11th of April 2026, which is this Saturday. We wholeheartedly urge you to witness this monumental occurrence. When your children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren inevitably ask where you were during this cosmic event, you can give them possibly the most valuable gift passed down from generation to generation: an eyewitness testimony and a Pop Baby t-shirt. We, as well as your ancestors and future generations, humbly request your presence for this rather unique event. We ask that you show up in droves. Bring this phenomenon to the attention of your friends, relatives, coworkers, doctors, and enemies, so they, too, can experience it firsthand. If you do not have a ride, we can do our best to connect you with a resource of transportation. We thank you for reading this transmission, and will see you when the stars align. 📸 @booafterdark , @hoa.productions , @chad.lambo

A message from Straight Decline

We’re full of surprises today, and this one is coming up even closer than you think!! This next show is only ONE WEEK from today and it serves as the first show held by @hoa.productions in Southside!! We’re so beyond excited to play this one with some old and new friends @scrumforce and @bathcattheband , and this is gonna be one you will not want to miss! The theme is high school archetypes! Dust off your varsity jackets, round glasses, or emo band shirt to get half off at doors!! Hope to see you there!

Full line up announcement for the upcoming @onestepcloserwb gig alongside @fosh.band @spiralpgh @straightdecline Not far off!

🚨🚨SHOW ALERT🚨🚨 We’ve got our next show coming up in exactly ONE WEEK at @local724studio with our friends @cardreaderband and @fyathofficial !! It’s been a looooong month away, and we can’t wait to play this one!! Tickets are in the link in our bio, grab em while you can!

Help us give these shirts some names! We got crafty over spring break and made a few more exclusive tie dye shirts! We hope you’re enjoying spring break just as much as us (and hopefully not drowning in work)! We’re feeling recharged and excited for our show in 2 weeks at @local724studio with @cardreaderband and @fyathofficial !! This will be our first time ever playing at Local 724, so don’t miss it!! Also it’s impossible to miss our announcement yesterday that our second time playing Local 724 will be with @popbabyofficial and @aurora_vera_444 !! This is gonna be a show for the ages, and one you absolutely can’t miss!! Tickets for BOTH shows are up in the link in our bio! Don’t wait, grab em now!

State College, you’re up next!! We’re packing up our bags and gear in preparation for our show this Friday out at @the8ball.sc , and our excitement is really setting in! We can’t wait to join @nobearband , @skyrail_band , and @sympathy.pa on this killer bill! We hope you’re ready to party with us on Friday, because we sure are ready for you!!! DM us for the address! 📸 @booafterdark

Roboto went CRAZY on Friday night!! Thank you all so much for coming to our first full show of the year! The energy on Friday was at an all time high, and we feel so honored to have been part of your night. This night was extra special, as it was the first time you guys started to sing our songs louder than us! It was so surreal to hear that, and it’s absolutely a lifelong dream come true. It’s also very obvious you guys practiced our choreography to Girls Night! Thanks to @bastardaccident and @wearelvnary for letting us join you! Thank you @booafterdark for taking pictures for not just us, but every band playing! Thank you @mr_roboto_project for having this show! From the bottom of our hearts, thank you for singing, dancing, and moshing with us. We’ve still got some crazy shows to announce this semester, so stay tuned! 📸 @booafterdark

We want to prepare you guys in the best way we know how for our two shows that are coming up faster than you can say Girl’s Night!! We hope that you’ll join us on THIS FRIDAY 2/20 at @mr_roboto_project in Pittsburgh and NEXT FRIDAY 2/27 at @the8ball.sc in State College!! These pits were made for dancing! We’ve been doing a whole lot of practicing for these, and now you can too with our choreography! Watch till the end for a lil surprise :) Video made by our awesome singer @rory01.cos

2.20.2026 Having very good line for a loving Friday evening. Bring friends and family to @mr_roboto_project to see the most awesome bands ever. @bastardaccident kicking it off, will set your mood for the night. @straightdecline is an awesome groovy band. @wearelvnary will bring the energy you’re looking for. @xx_dolltrap_xx finishing the night that should have never ended.