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Sri Raam P

@sriraamp

Instagram Outfluencer. Contributor for @theonion Enquiries at [email protected]
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Captions are just awful to write. I have no clue what goes in here. Shouldn't the video be enough? Everything that I want to say is said there. Why do I need this additional thing to fill with #needless #hashtags? Sometimes the caption box just stares at me like the abyss and I need to figure who what to type into it to please the algorithmic overlords, as I deal with the meaninglessness of life. I hope the person who designed this who I know has never created any worthwhile art in their lives but somehow controls the entire narrative of what goes on people's feeds in between influencers posing semi-naked, and influencers pretending to say something heartfelt before weirdly segueing to selling cosmetics, to that actual cosmetics brand serving an ad of their own; I hope that person was among the 11k people fired by Zuckerberg cos they finally get to take some time off retiring to some mountain where they meditate on their actions and come to the conclusion that their design is just so counter intuitive to any form of community building. I hope once they realise this they decide to express their feelings through a video, and once they try and share that video it on this godawful excuse of an app, they too have to stare at this stupid caption section and have the same existential crisis I go through and come to terms with what an odious product they have built. I hope they find inspiration from the new Britannia Bourbon biscuits. Crunchy on the outside, chocolatey on the inside. Buy a pack now and stand a chance to attend the 2022 FIFA World Cup in Qatar. Britannia Bourbon - fill your inner void with chocolatey goodness and live sports! #UnpaidPartnership
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3 years ago
Full show of Content, Consumer out now. Link in bio. Have you seen it yet?
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7 months ago
This will definitely be dinked by the algo #schoollife #officelife #pumpedupkicks #usareels #schoolfriends Shot by the folks at @wemakegoodvideosdotcom
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21 hours ago
When it comes to naval defence systems, I only trust Raytheon #sponsored #ad
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1 day ago
I'm toleratin' it #mcdonalds #happymeal #fastfood #germany
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2 days ago
Indian trains Vs German Trains #deutschebahn #indianrailways🚂 #traintravel #funny
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3 days ago
Genuine Dubai chocolate in Germany is scary! #dubaichocolate #comedyreels #foodstagram #chocolatelover
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4 days ago
Remember this stunning move trivia during your next local pub quiz #movietrivia #passionofthechrist #lovemovies #filmtrivia
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5 days ago
Some food and beverage based humour #currywurst #germanbeer #spargelzeit #germanfood
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6 days ago
Since 'tis the day to extract followers using mothers. #mothersday #motherlove #motherandson
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7 days ago
Starting a new series of movie recommendations #thematrix #letterboxd #movierecommendation #filmstagram #fyp
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8 days ago
Self-loathing in the Deutsche Bahn 🇩🇪 Performed Wall Comedy Club in Berlin 📣 Doing my new hour in Europe: Frankfurt - 16.05 at @paulandtim.cafebarffm with @the.comedy.community Warsaw - 24.05 with @impactwarsaw More shows soon, hopefully. Tickets in bio #indiansingermany #deutschland #deutschebahn #fypシ❤️💞❤️
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9 days ago