Spoz Spozington

IN THIS EPISODE: Heinous Crimes; Will Everest and Mostly Harmless *squint* yup! this is a really tiny episode! for your... ummmm, tiny enjoyment? and I could just leave it at that, with a tiny 'lil writeup... for more photos/videos? LINK IN BIO!! thank u 🙏 ... 🥺👉👈 *tiny hiccup* but yeah nah, let's ramble some more blithering nonsense to fill out a 2200 character limit (R) (TM) because HOW OFTEN DO *YOU* GET TO SEE A LOCAL BAND WITH A GUITARIST ROCKING A GOOFY ASS MILITARY SURPLUS STORE GAS MASK ON STAGE...!? *outside of the metal scene and/or a cybergoth rave to Thomas The Tank Engine AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT MEME IS OVER 11 YEARS OLD NOW HOOOOoOLY FUCK WHERE DOES THE TIME GO!!?! 👽 but I digress... which is kinda 1/2 the point of me filling up a ridiculous word count here and/or literally the title of my blog "Spoz's RANT" (and yes it's a terrible name, I'll never escape it, it'll be etched on my tombstone when I ultimately fake my own death many years hence to cover for the fact people have almost never seen me in broad daylight...) but yes, the band is: Mostly Harmless! and it's just a thing they do! or at least in the exactly two times I've ever seen them live it's DEFINITELY a thing they do... or did... TWICE!? and I just think that's neat 🥔 and I've still got 800 characters to fill!? FUUUUUuCK ME 💀🌞 but it does lend to a theory of mine... the overall "creative" health of a local scene can truly be determined by how fantastically weird (or not) your most teenage/gremlin extremes present themselves on stage... if it's all bevelled over smooth-edged Triple J beige bubblegum pop (no, not you Aleksiah... we LOoVE Aleksiah! 🫶) but srsly, if it's just a bunch of ironically moustached pasty white dudes with Hawaiian shirts pumping out Ocean Alley knockoffs, first of all FUCK THAT SHIT RIGHT OFF A CLIFF but secondly, that's a real cause for concern 🚨 but if it's a bunch of gangly misfit clowns, punks, dweebs, dorks, and one dude's sporting a gas mask...? then I think we're doing juuust fine 👌 *also this episode inexplicably features WILL EVEREST, hi Will! 👋 *hair flails* (plus Heinous Crimes!) *tiny hiccup* yes LINK IN BIO!! 👍

IN THIS EPISODE: The Sundials, Ammonite and Pomegranates; Perfect 50 (EP Launch) w/ Jackulson and Home Court; Night Rites (Album Launch) w/ The Dainty Morsels and Druid Fluids ^ for all u peeps who like to skip ahead, LINK IN BIO!! see u again next week... or maybe even later again THIS week (the next episode is a tiny one!) *squint* hi! 👋 here again with another stinky "fresh" installment from approximately 5/6 months ago, and you're probably wondering "WHYYY GO TO ALL THE TROUBLE SPOZ!!1!?" when you could just as easily super speedily 24 hour news cycle shitpost everything in teeny tiny instantly forgettable digestible bite sized chunks, stories, reels, short form videos, do a 'lil dance for the cameras, optimised for the latest viral trends content content content! for the almightly algorithm maximising data mining wealth extraction benefit of our smilingly benevolent not at ALL cartoonishingly supervillain late stage surveillance-capitalism robo-overlords rushing to train all their AI models to replace us with nothing but beige flavourless toothpaste slop, keep it coming, keep it coming, NEVER STOP POSTING FRESH TRENDING CONTENT ding ding ding 24 hour doom scrolling casino in your pocket WAHEEEEhEEEEEY!! 🍆 *wheeeze* nah fuck that 😂 this ain't another 20-30 machine gun fapping tabs of an instagram story shrieking flailing instantly forgotten in the space of 24 hours (no matter how FUN those can be eeeehehehe 🤡) no this is a 'lil curated slice of local live scene history, crafted with care 🫶 these take time! 🌟🗿🧙‍♂️ so you can take time away from all the other chaos to sit with them a while, drink in all the silliness and enjoy at your own leisure👌 no rush blog archived and preserved for future generations (we hope...? 😅🤖🤞) which during History Month, is a sentiment worth repeating! we KEEP our stories and this 'lil episode from November 14th / 15th is a pretty darn cute one! (with additional shoutout to Night Rites & The Dainty Morsels teaming up for that mesmerising cover of Velvet Underground & Nico's "All Tomorrow's Parties" for the Friday finale) ^ THAT was well worth recording! for more photos/videos? LINK IN BIO!! thank u 🙏

AT LONG LAST... after *checks notes* SIX FREAKIN' MONTHS!? (fuuuck me!) I've finally fixed a thing that had been BUGGING me for six months... back in October, publishing blogs from June... yes I know 😂 (it's only gotten worse!) I upscaled my blog posted photos from 480p to 1080p. and I was REALLY PROUD OF THAT MOMENT TOO... all those added pixels! all that glorious HIGH DEFINITION DETAIL! 🤩 only to remember that almost everybody would be speed swiping this shit as an instagram post on their itty bitty phones in the space of 5 seconds, screen set to 25% brightness in full daylight glare waiting for a bus, forget there was even a blog, (LINK IN BIO!) be promptly distracted by a reel, and wouldn't even notice even worse... IN ALL THIS TIME I was ever so slightly duffing the focus in 1/2 my shots and *I* NEVER NOTICED 😭 (probably because I was distracted by a reel... THANKS PATRICK!) "who?" yeah it's not important hi @patrickforadelaide 👋 but srsly. the amount of times I'd ever so slightly duff the focus. like the microphone would be tack sharp and the face behind would be blurry, or I'd get only ONE eye crispy, and the eye closest to camera would be off I'd be lazily previewing photos full screen, be like "YEAH THAT'S GOOD", spend an entire week editing, publish, and "FUCK ME I FUCKED IT AGAIN!!" 😭 this week I FINALLY FIXED THAT!! 🧐 I call it the "eyelash test": every weekend sifting photos now, I'll zoom right in, and if I see individual eyelash hairs? *BAM* nailed it! attention to detail! 🧐 *unless the blur is a total viiibe, then I'll keep those too... intentionality! 🫶 NOTHING BUT THE HIGHEST QUALITY BLOG PRODUCTION STANDARDS!!1! (that delays my post six months in publishing? HAhHAha *oh gawd*) all so you can speed skim this shit in 5 seconds like coke railed off a toilet seat, only to be promptly distracted by a reel of cats playing theramins 😭🐱🎵 IN THIS EPISODE: The Sundials (Live EP Launch) w/ Full Cream, Violet Harlot and Oblivia Jean; The Sea Thieves w/ Josh Trezise and The Symposium ^ all of it hand crafted with care! I FINALLY PUBLISHED @oblivia.jean ! 😍 *snorrrt* ⛄ YES!! for more photos/videos? LINK IN BIO!! thank u 🙏

IN THIS EPISODE: Promaja, BAG and Somewhere; Mortal Ambition and The Antics; The Dainty Morsels *squint* OH MAN, I'M SO F'ING TIRED 😅💀 it's one thing to be perpetually 5-6 months behind publishing these piss ridiculous things to the point I can make it a long running joke and/or troll u for sport... "yeah nah, let's see if we can kick it out to an entire yeaaaaaaaaaar! 🤡😂" (deadlines, they make such nice "whooshing" sounds 😃) IT'S A WHOLE OTHER THING TRYING TO CATCH UP FUUUUUUUUUuUCK ME INSIDE OUT LIKE A HUMAN PRETZEL 💀🥨 *blows single party whistle* so anyhoo, here's a goofy 'lil episode I shot from Halloween/November 1st LAST YEAR... although it still totally feels relevant publishing it THIS week, because... I mean... pretty much EVERY week is Halloween now and it's fun how my left eyelid keeps twitching uncontrollably like that it tickles! 💀👍 ...and anyhoo, the first thing you're probably wondering besides when do I actually sleep around here, and in the famous (incredibly scene niche) words of Matt Banham from No Through Road, "who needs sleep when you're a weapon" is, WHAT THE FUCK IS CARL DOING IN THE DAINTY MORSELS!? aka: Carl Smith, everyone's favourite bass playing weirdo from Live Slug Reaction. luv ur work 🐌🫶 ^ yes I know that's a snail emoji, DON'T AT ME "don't get salty in the comments...?" *boom tish* ...but yeah anyhoo, the reason he's filling in, is because Emil went to see Oasis that weekend 💩😂 and I figured it would be funny to put that in a blog writeup. HAI EMIL 👋 and as for the rest of the episode? yeah I dunno, I figured I'd celebrate "spooky" weekend by scaring myself utterly SHITLESS shooting SUPER SERIOUSLY PROFESSIONAL scowly-faced post punk introverts like srsly bro, they TERRIFY ME 😱 (especially touring ones from Melbourne/Naarm) and especially when you're me: a shriekflailing DICKHEAD extrovert with a camera lens 😂 *blunders squeak toy into a room...* *frowny faced academic silence* *sipping small glasses of wine* FUUUuCK 😅👻💀 think the photos turned out okay tho...? also Hannah/Mortal Ambition, you're a total piss wank and I LUV U! 😂🫶 for more photos/videos? LINK IN BIO!! thank u 🙏

oh man I'm so fucking wiped. why do I keep doing this to meself "because it makes silly content to publish on the interwebs? 😃👍" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucksake IN THIS EPISODE: Wolfmother and Stiff Necks; Glenn Richards and Sunee Holland; Get Rooted 2025 (Festival) w/ Badland Caravan, Pomegranates, Mass Wisteria and Muntdozer ...yeah so I'm always facing this funny "rock and a hard place" with this blog. simultaneously doing my UTMOST to avoid all the piss ridiculous epic INSANE festivals and/or "mini-festivals" and/or whatever-the-shit "Huge Events" is doing every week on The Gov balcony with a 4-6 band bill and confetti glass fragments scattered all over Port Rd (but srsly Hugh, luv ur work (from a respectable safe distance far faaaar away, except that one time Stonegrill played and it was fucking HiiiLARIOUS... and yes I still gotta publish that one, eventually? 👀) all so my blog won't end up SIX MONTHS behind trying to cover all that. I mean whatever happened to 3 band bills man? just 3 bands. nice, neat, respectable, that's all we need! *yells at clouds* ... but then STILL have enough stoopid shit to publish on the blog each week. preferably a LOT of something stoopid. whilst avoiding all the OTHER stoopid. all in effort to find that... ummmm... stoopid ass equilibrium? 🤡 and just be FIVE months behind trying to cover all that! 😃👍 so yeah... here's what I came up with this week, completely adhoc organised at the absolute LAST minute 💪 featuring... MUNTDOZER!! go watch their live video (link in bio). go see them live in a few weeks when they play The Austral May 1st. HOW FUCKING INSANE IS MUNTDOZER!? I dunno, I've only ever seen them once meself, but GO SEE MUNTDOZER... and ummm, also whoever else I covered on Friday night's "Get Rooted" festival at Arthur-Farts? IS THAT ANTHONY WIGNALL!? acid flashbacks 😵‍💫🤯 Saturday's Glenn Richards (of Augie March fame) at The Gremily comes courtesy of me being super last minute "Spoz hired" for a paid shoot by Sunee Holland at 6:30PM that night thanks Sunee 😁👌 ...AND THEN WOLFMOTHER PLAYED THE METRO!!! (yeah I probably should've led with that 😂) for more photos/videos? LINK IN BIO!! thank u 🙏

IN THIS EPISODE: Mortal Ambition; Will Everest; Primary Evidence (Single Launch) w/ Sacrificial Larynx, Ledfly and Lemmings ^ because I figured at least a teeny tiny part of this rambling instagram thingoid should get to the point, it's a pretty GOOD episode! link in bio, all that giddy gibberish, my brain tickles 🧠 BRAIN EMOJI!! *fuck* so anyhoo, here's where my head's at, see if this is at all relatable, or maybe I'm going mad, or maybe we're all batshit SCREAMINGLY INSANE AND ON FIRE, but in a FUN way? in a communal... insane... errrr... way!? 😵‍💫 so yeah THIS... is an episode from October 17th / 19th, I skipped the Saturday, hence the tagline "Saturday glazed donut". because the Saturday is the "hole" in the...? yeah sometimes I really AM that frightfully clever, or blitheringly esoteric, or BOTH!! my laptop's currently "de-noise" batch pre-processing images from the week of October 31st / November 1st, using DxO PureRaw 6, just upgraded from 5, 'lil miracle worker that one, really spiffed this episode up NICELY! 🤩 I've been "storyboarding" photos from March 27th / 28th for ANOTHER upcoming episode 👀 my next EDITED episode will be October 24th / 25th. no spoilers, but HOOOOLY SHiiIT. like, remember how Harvest Fest rained out for a few hours and some bands got cancelled... except one... didn't!? yeah, that's a spoiler, and I WAS RANDOMLY AT THE HOTEL METRO FOR THAT SHIT 😂🤡 I've been shitposting photos from April 2nd / 4th in my stories this week, after sifting through all THAT on Sunday I'm booked for a gig tonight at Ancient World. I'm covering The Sundials in The Exeter Beergarden on Saturday, with a FRIGHTFULLY early start of 3PM *hnnnnk* "anything afters, Spoz?" DUNNO YET!! I've not slept all week. but that's pretty much standard, what with the world almost coming to an APOCALYPTIC END on Wednesday but just ended up being taco Tuesday. but that's pretty much EVERY WEEK (or day/hour) now at this rate... my brain tickles! 🧠 BRAIN EMOJI!! and/or timey wimey wibbly wobbly... forever juggling six timezone... things!? 😵‍💫👍 ANYOOo... this episode especially, is my ode to THAT insanity (and THEN some!) 🫶 LINK IN BIO!! thank u 🙏

hi! 😁 "...WUT!?" yes, it's me! publishing a piss-bang new episode of the blog at a frightfully stoopid hour on a GOOD FRIDAY night no less... because... ummmm, I dunno, WHY THE HELL NOT WUBBA WUBBA WINGLE... woo? actually there's probably more sensible reasons, and I'll get to that, I'm NOT (just) burying this episode, I PROMISE! (okay, maybe just a little) IN THIS EPISODE: The Munch, Awnings and Soft Star; The Touch/Messrs (Reunion Show) w/ The Shiny Brights and A Devil Amongst The Tailors yes, longtime readers and/or frenemies who scream at me STILL about reviews I wrote back in 2009, that ISN'T a typo! I really DID blog The Touch (who then had to rename themselves to "Messrs" for tax reasons and/or discounts on ironic finger moustache tattoos) PLUS other iconic bands of the era! AT Lion Farts Factory... in October 2025!? FUCK ME I gotta catch up with the blog REASONS: 1 ) I got invited! always appreciate a cheeky invite. cheers to guitarist Justin who was celebrating his 40th birthday ON the night! (holy shit!) 2 ) it was an open bar *hiccup* 🫶 3 ) it was October 10th, shooting this one day after MY blog's 23rd birthday! 4 ) LION FARTS FACTORY!! ...legit hadn't blogged THAT doghole since "Factory Floor" back in April 2023. I kinda dug that setup. do more? 5 ) which I'm NOW publishing one day after MY birthday on April 2nd. didn't plan that obviously, 'lil bonus extra? also why I'm posting THIS so stupidly late on a Friday so it can all line up perfectly like this... (not burying it!) plus a few of the peeps in (or around) The Touch/Messrs went on to run 5/4 Entertainment, Lion Arts Factory, Hindley St Music Hall, Adelaide's Laneway Festival, Spin Off Festival, et al industry ad infinitum, and me taking the ABSOLUTE RUBBISHING PISS out of them back in the day reee-he-he-heally didn't come back to HAUNT ME ONE TEEEEENY BIT!! I regret nothing! they were a very VERY silly band! 🤡 (definitely burying) (so SO silly) (hi Josh 👋) which is why I came back for MORE! (also: open bar helped) *hiccup* 🫶 ... oh and then Hotel Metro barstaff did a cheeky 'lil gig on the Saturday CHEERS EVERYONE!! 🍻 for more photos/videos? LINK IN BIO!! thank u 🙏

oh man I'm so fucking tired! this week has been utterly PSYCHOTIC (again) but I did it man, I fiiinally did it... I FINALLY PUBLISHED ANOTHER FREAKING EPISODE OF THIS STOOPID ASS BLOG 😃👍 "which episod...?" IN THIS EPISODE: Kuiper (Album Launch) + Draining (Single Launch) w/ Larsen and Dilettantes; Ammonite and Pearly Stars; Loader Lane 😃 *yes, from approximately 5+ months ago, or October 3rd + 4th 2025 to be slightly more precise, yes that truly DOES feel like 13.8 billion years ago, or approximately that many apocalyptic newscycles ago... we truly haven't aged a day! 🧙‍♂️ *coughs out a spleen* and shit I still got 1400 more characters to write. ummm...? ... *squint* ADDITIONAL DETAILS TO THIS EPISODE THAT COULD PROVIDE CONTEXT AND/OR COLOUR AND/OR... I dunno man, I'm fucking spent, but I'll do my best here... *reaches for ChatGPT* *laughs hysterically* NO!! 🚫 okay, so this entire week in question was me attempting (AND FAILING HILARIOUSLY) to do a "quiet weekend", nothing too crazy, to rest my weary soul but still have SOME gigglesome bullshit to blog ALSO, as it turns out I made the CATASTROPHIC mistake of putting my goat AF Sigma 17-40mm F1.8 zoom lens on ice this week, after absolutely THRASHING IT like a slide whistle trombone at a ska festival (is that a good analogy?) for the past 8 weeks... and I mean I've HAD a recent history of destroying 2 kit zooms previous to this, AF motors glitch-buzzing... so I brought my 2 Viltrox primes instead: 23mm + 56mm (on Fujifilm APS-C for all u nerds) just swap between them, how stoopid COULD IT POSSIBLE GET...!? ...as I stumbled into Loader Lane at a beyond capacity SARDINE PACKED Exeter, then Ammonite and Pearly Stars at an all ages RINSE-OUT at Hotel Metro, frantically 360 dogfighting crowdsurfers practically landing on my HEAD, swapping out primes YEAH I DONE DUFFED THAT ONE!! still kinda got away with it...? 😅 whilst me burying THIS insta at 9:30PM on a Thursday night has absolutely NOTHING to do with Kuiper's album launch and Draining's single launch on the Saturday happening at the... errrr... ED CASTLE!? 💀😂😭 (oh it's been a WEEK!) for more photos/videos? LINK IN BIO!! thank u 🙏

okay, so there's this one stagelight setting at The Ed Castle... it's this odd clashing combo of deep indigo blue, bright white dappled violet pink purple something... or other? and aqua green cyan... it shifts around a lot, modern stagelighting be all crazy wacky-whizzy dynamic with the LED lights pissing about and all that 🚨 but yeah, it absolutely DOES MY HEAD IN trying to edit it 💀 it's a pickleback shot, it's milk and orange juice and then you go brush your teeth... and whatever I do in an edit to try and push and pull those muddy ass elements and get some kinda "equilibrium", some kinda sweet spot aesthetically pleasing interplay with all the dynamics and shit? BREAKS MY FREAKING BRAIN 😵 sorry it's been bugging me. it's the first 3 photos and a bunch others with The Sexels this week ESPECIALLY. it's such a DAFTY ass combo. I never know what the HELL to do with it 🤯 but I think I got it this time? ... *squint* HI EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO THE LATEST WHIZZBANG INSTALLMENT OF MY GIDDY ASS BULLSHIT 😁 sorry it was delayed (again!) it's always ALWAYS (freaking forever) me trying to fix STOOPID LIGHTING in post. but I really quite like this one. I like this one a LOT 🤩 IN THIS EPISODE: The Wrath, Cull - The Band, The Sexels and Death Televised; Will Everest, The Dainty Morsels and The Strängers ^ because hell, ANY episode that features THE Will Everest (Will Everett from Violet Harlot making his solo debut), Pete "The Stud" Howlett, THE Dainty Morsels! (accept no half baked hors d'oeuvres substitutes!) ...easily my fave photos I've EVER published of them! (but due additional credit to the stagelighting gremlins at The Metro for absolutely NAILING those settings in recent months, freaking LOVE THAT SHIT!! I didn't have to fix THAT in post, and THANK FUCK FOR THAT!!) plus THE WRATH!! 🧛⚰️🦇 we don't get nearly enough psychobilly in this city man, THAT SHIT IS A VIBE. WE NEED *MORE* OF IT!! plus The Sexels! and a WHOLE HOST OF OTHERS (but I've already hit my 2200 character limit rambling about stage lighting AGAIN for some asinine reason 🤡) SO MUCH RICH CHARACTER IN ONE SINGULAR EPISODE!! 😁🏆👏 for more photos/videos? LINK IN BIO!! thank u 🙏

errrr... yeah, hi? hello! IT'S A NEW EPISODE WUBBA WINGLE WONGLE!! *flails... convincingly?* yeah look I've had like, 3 hours sleep tops, this episode was a TOTAL disaster zone clown-show to edit, for the BEST of reasons! for the... blurstT of... !? *squint* 💀 yeah this is gonna be a DISJOINTED JUMBLE of a writeup, but at least it's on theme here, so I'm just gonna lean riiight on into that... *head spins* IT'S GONNA BE A JOURNEY 👽🧙‍♂️ speaking of "lean" that band on the cover is @boudica_burns , they're new... ish! and we did one of them wacky "press shoots" on a (hungover) Sunday running around town like idiots, and yes I'm also kinda new to this whole press shoot thing too, it's a bit of a new side hustle? (slide into my DMs if u wanna book a shooOot... I say, like it's 2016 or something! #frothing 👍) but I have this joke with it, my stage direction if u will... pretend the band has NO fucking clue how the regular world works and is endlessly fascinated and utterly CONFUSED with how basic things function (which... I'm working with my strengths here, I LIVE inside my laptop) as such, with this photo: "just pretend you've completely forgotten how a park bench works" 😎👌 yeah that was definitely a FUN shoot for this episode, and as for the rest...? ummmm...!? 😭 IN THIS EPISODE: Boudica Burns; Sundowner; Baark, Joe & The Mad Cuppas and Elstyn K; The Sundials, Hydrelia, Darlington and The Strängers tl;dr - stage lighting is HELL! for reals dawg, if you see a photog popping off flashies front of stage? NO YOU DIN'T!! and definitely don't give them a hard time over it. IT IS HELL OUT THERE MAAaAAN 💩 and this episode/week in particular definitely UTTERLY BOLLOCKSED me at both ends shooting AND editing it my eyes are more skull than eyes now ^ which ALSO aptly describes Grace Emily stagelighting on a... "difficult" night? it's even WORSE when they wear baseball caps, FUUUuCK ME 😂 but DO watch that live video of @baark_ DEFINITE 12/10 highlight 😎 ^ bits of this episode I LIKE! @thewatchers_aus LUV ur work 🤡😂 other bits I had a total meltdown editing... bon appétit? 💀😂 (fuck me!) for more photos/videos? LINK IN BIO!! thank u 🙏

IN THIS EPISODE: The Genevieves (Single Launch) w/ Ebop and The Dainty Morsels; Madam Super Trash and The Sexels and...? OH HAI LARA!! 👋 (from The Genevieves, because apparently I figured I should add that in brackets) BEING ALL MOODY BLUE 'N SHIT... like it's kinda terribly lit lighting, but SUCH A GOOD PHOTO... bit out of focus, but SUCH A GOod p... yeah FUCK I got another one of deez stoopid instagrams to ramble some piss gibberish on aye? JUST GO LOOK AT THE BLOG PROPER AND SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE (link in bio blah blippity!) OR STAY AND WATCH ME FLAP MY KEYBOARD ABOUT FOR ANOTHER 2200 CHARACTERS mmmmmm, fun! 😁 ... thoughts? I NEVER get nearly get enough SLEEP! I'm bleary eyed AF! and this coffee I just had is making me SILLY more specific EPISODE thoughts!? ummmm 😵 THE GENEVIEVES!! one of Adelaide's best bands for making one helluva grilled cheese sandwich with 2 guitars, a bass, drums, knobs, some other esoteric noises, latin chants probably? DO WATCH THE LIVE VIDEO(s plural!) it's ONE HELLUVA RIDE... or two if you watch BOTH videos (additional shout outs to @yedsssz / @primaryevidence for sneaking a band merch shot in the middle there... a reference that'd totally make sense IF YOU GO LOOK AT THE BLOG EPISODE PROPER YEAAaH (link in bio 👀) like, it's not just 10 photos and my total bullshit here on instagram, there's a whole PRODUCTION man! why ELSE am I five months forever delayed (never get enough sleep 💀) *squint* EBOP!! in case you were wondering, because I definitely was... apparently Ethan (the main guy) is a big fan of Cowboy Bebop, so... "EBOP"!? THE MORE YOU KNOW ⭐⭐ (also I'm just fucking amazed I still remembered that loose factoid from FIVE MONTHS AGO!? brooo!) THE DAINTY MORSELS!! my most photographed band from 2025, which sounds FUCKING INSANE since I last blogged them JANUARY (2025!?) 🦖 but also YES, PLENTY more to come! "Southern Shivers" on video, link in bio (GO LOOK AT THE BLOG 👀) MADAM SUPER TRASH and THE SEXELS!! like Paul Giamatti thrown flailing into a ceiling fan put through a kaleidoscope. SO MUCH CHARACTER!! (wow, what DID I put in that coffee!?) for more photos/videos? "link in bio...!?" thank YOU 🙏

hello? yes, that is Will HAI WILL! *dorky waves* 👋 because sometimes you just wanna shitpost a ridiculous close up of Will Healey, bass player for @thehazysadl , who you might also recognise as guitarist for @caressatheband and @the.sundials because yes I really DID need to tag all 3 of his bands in this post too, SHARE THE JOY!! the exploding joy that is @_willhealey_ 😃👏 *also soon to be available in t-shirts and tanks (all sizes), tote bags, stickers, coffee mugs, socks, boxer-briefs, funko pops and dashboard bobbleheads, link in bio... (as soon as I remember to set up the merch store *fingers crossed*) mmmm, yes! ... shit, now where was I again? 🤔 OH YEAH!! IN THIS EPISODE: Jonny Amoral (Single Launch) w/ Hello Enemy, Take Me Time Machine and The Operators; The Hazys, Looch and Darlington ^ yes that IS another episode from approximately 5 months ago, which means I've been waiting approximately 5 months to shitpost this exact photo of Will Healey... except I HAVEN'T been waiting 5 months, I've been taunting him at irregular intervals (it frames perfectly as a phone wallpaper too!) because... yeah I dunno, we all need hobbies I guess? and mine for the past 5 months has been THIS photo of Will Healey! WILL HEALEY IS A GIFT 🙏 also this episode is another whimsical installment of $3 schooners on a Wednesday, formerly The Crown & Anchor now The Ed Castle, I REALLY gotta do this more often, if only for photos as STOOoPID as these 👍 PLUS a still frightfully NEW venue on the Saturday night: @thetialive at 128 Hindley St! and because I KNOW what you're gonna me ask next... it's kinda opposite Fabric Nightclub (formerly Dog & Duck) and Aussie Pizza House at the boulevard entrance of what used to lead to Hindley St Cinemas? (and for a brief moment Hades Hula House) and also the main reason WHY this episode was 5 months ridiculously delayed in editing to fix all their whimsical quirks of stagelighting, strobes and glitching video screens to the point you'd no longer blame ME for fucking up the photos 🤙 *erratic eyeball twitch* I think it polished up okay, all things considered 😅🤡💀 for more (Will Healey) photos/videos? LINK IN BIO!! thank u 🙏