Spliff Witchard

@spliffwitchard

We provide a melodramatic sonisphere of hydrophonic weed doom, perfect for a velodrome. Belfast based. Perfectly aware there are no velodromes here.
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Spliff Witchard vinyl anyone??? Come see us tonight and you might be tempted to buy some limited edition 12 inch vinyl! And if you're on the fence, then never worry as we will have some free (3 inch) samples!
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4 months ago
All set for Christmas? Or are you making excuses about your gifts being stuck in the post? If the latter is true, why not pick up your very own limited edition Spliff Witchard pillowcase! There are only 5 available and we will ONLY be selling them on the 2nd January at Crypt of the Riff in Voodoo, so you will probably have to visit your family again after Christmas to give them their gift. (please note, these are not part of a multipack and only 1 pillow casing is allowed per person) Tickets below: https://tr.ee/0b0gOVQ7b6
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4 months ago
Delighted to announce that we will be part of a fantastic lineup at next year's Crypt of the Riff festival. Bring your friends and your turkey sandwiches and feel the cranberry ooze down your throat. Ticket link below! /e/crypt-of-the-riff-festival-xii-tickets-1735396500649?fbclid=PAT01DUANBEzlleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABp2gRYpNmFH4qJN_Hws9faWgJIu6yFi51_zgjMPzvRqaRG5IDBovJ50n4zRrn_aem_9avkPVsHfXDwDserDYTfHw
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7 months ago
It's one rule for dua lipa... #mcvities #richtea #doublestandards #shittybiscuits #politicalcorrectnessgonemad #supportlocalartists‼️ #shoplocal
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9 months ago
Hey, quick and cheerful update folks! After being literally INUNDATED with messages after the last post, many of you seem confused as to where is an acceptable place to put our stickers and business cards. The pictures above give you some indication of places we have no issue with you placing our name on. Hopefully you get the idea. Anyway, most importantly, have fun with them!!
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11 months ago
Hey, so we're well aware that there are many stickers and cards floating about, however many of them are being used in derogatory and ultimately inappropriate ways. Proper usage of these stickers does not include placing them on posters designed to promote awareness of bullying in the workplace or in public, nor should they be placed on condom machines. They should also not be used as replacements for key cards in hostels or tampered with to create other logos of similar sounding bands. Equally, fire hydrants, urinals and bike helmets are not an appropriate place for our stickers. Please use stickers and cards responsibly, ideally placed on musical appliances or fridges! (or indeed fridge freezers if that's your vibe) Thankyou for your cooperation!
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11 months ago
Here's a sneak peak of an early instrumental rendition of our song 'Submission' from a while back. Hopefully the audio isn't too out of sync with the video for you to enjoy. If it is, then close your eyes... or ears. #belfastmetal #doom #doommetal #stonerdoom #sludge #metal #headsshoulderskneesandtoes #headandshoulders #ducktowater #guitarpedals #belfast #spliffwitchard #weeddoom #gregarious #kneesandtoes
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1 year ago
It has recently come to our attention that a large quantity of our stickers may have gone missing in transit, and unfortunately, with high winds forecast tonight, they may well be scattered all over the place by tomorrow morning. If anyone happens to find any, it would be greatly appreciated if you could return them to us. We can give you 2 stickers in return for each one found. Failing that, just keep them. #drone #doom #doommetal #belfastmetal #belfastdoom #belfastdrone #irishdoom #doomsludge #irishmetal #belfast #stonerdoom #candlelight #candlelightdinner #stickers #loststickers #haphazard #bigwind #paranormalactivity2
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1 year ago
A short (?) clip of one of our new (very old) songs, Witchcannon. Hope you like it! #sludge #doommetal #doom #pedals #guitarpedals #belfast #belfastmetal #metal #stoner #stonerdoom #belfastdoom #sludgedoommetal #sludgedoom #irishdoom #irishdoommetal #sludgehammer #spliffrichard #cliffrichard #kiefersutherland #hydrophonicgardening
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1 year ago
A first sneak peak at some new stuff we've been 'working on'. #practicemakesperfect #stonerdoom #sludge #belfast #metal #belfastmetal #guitarpedals #annoyingsounds #weeddoom #velodrome #velodrone #sludgehammer
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1 year ago
This Thursday the first Conjurings From The Hellfire Club of 2025 on Screams From The Metal Crypt i'll be introducing music from Progressive Metal act @hedfuzy ,the excellent Traditional Heavy Metal veterans @celtic_legacy_ireland ,some remastered goodies form Stoner outfit @spliffwitchard ,will be dleving into the 90's with some Thrash Metal from Moral Crusade and to close out the segment the always brilliant Sludge/Doom Merchants @twotalesofwoe tune into @metalmessiahradio at 7pm est( Midnight UK & Irish Time) for All Killer No Filler Molten Fucking Metal ,join us in the chatroom for free at metalmessiahradio.com no pass or subscription required
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1 year ago