Chris Pattwell

@somecrispycomedy

Performing throughout NYC
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Quitting is for quitters. Also I’m going to the gym on Monday… unless then I’m gonna wait for the new year. #comedy #drinking #lol #standupcomedy
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8 days ago
Most men do not understand this… #comedy #standupcomedy #lol
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15 days ago
I’m not yet convinced that weed is fun. I think it’s a Ponzi scheme invented by big flower #comedyreels #standupcomedy #lol
32 5
22 days ago
I’m available for Bar-mitzvahs and AA meetings …. #comedy #standupcomedy #lol #comedyreel
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29 days ago
What’s your Dads favorite team to hate watch? My dad loves to watch the Yankees, I have yet to see him cheer or celebrate… he just call them overpaid bums 🤣 #comedy #lol #standupcomedy
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1 month ago
Anyone else always thinking this? Am I a loser? Comment below Lol #comedy #standupcomedy #comedyreels
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1 month ago
Send this to someone who’s really given up… Working out is hard… stop being inspired just give up it’s really relaxing I do standup comedy all throughout NYC - come check it out sometime #fitspo #comedy #lol #standupcomedy
18 4
3 months ago
Yes I’m betting the Late game, it’s never too late to be anxious about money I am the smartest person in the world before the game starts . As soon as it’s over I’m like UGH “should have known” I love prop bets cause I love getting creative with how I lose my money. I do standup throughout New York City, come check me out sometime. I love performing at Comedy clubs to a bunch of degenerates like me 🤣 I bet NFL NBA NHL MLB if it has 3 letter acronym I have money on it, when I first heard about DEI I was like “who’s the favorite to win the championship this year” #gambling #sportsbet #comedyvideo #standupcomedy
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3 months ago
Jersey is the best The USA is number 1 and jersey is the best state in the US so Jersey is the best place in the world. Paris is overrated. I’ve been there it’s just bread, cheese and people smoking on the streets #comedy #lol #standup #comedyvideo Check out a full set of mine on YouTube https://youtu.be/urNPC20AGjc?si=rkJaYzbmUhOMCZZr
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3 months ago
This business is weird and I’m bad at it. I’m confident on stage, I’m confident I’m funny and really LOVE stand up - I’m not good at this internet thing, I’m trying but I worry that it takes away from trying to be better on stage. It’s a tool a haven’t figured out yet but I’m trying. I’m trying to be honest and funny and appealing. Follow me and join me on my journey of getting funnier and more honest and avoiding a mental breakdown 🤣 Employing @brettaltmanmusic tactics so soft beg for help. Follow him for some great music #comedy #comedyreels #socialmedia #doomscrolling #lol
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3 months ago
Stop vaping!! I have social anxiety you know what I do, I drink. That’s better! Comedy video. No vapers were harmed in the making of this reel I’m a New York comic if you like the video come check out my shows all over Manhattan comedy clubs!!
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3 months ago
I don’t like Sober October either! Self care is important but why is the calendar deciding when you start! Im depressed well it’s not Self care September so I shouldn’t do anything about it yet Comedy video about drinking and Not drinking Front facing videos can be weird but it is front facing video Friday so I have to post
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3 months ago