Happy birthday to my bffffff+ and international woman of the year @meganmke you’re the best mom, the best friend and the best funnygal I could ever hope to have in my life! Cheers with a tall glass of whole! 🥛
7 years ago on this day, an angel came unto me and told me that I would conceive a daughter by the power of the Holy Spirit (because I was, of course, a virgin) I would give birth to this child and she would be come to be known as Burger 💫 Happy Birthday my daughter