A Tragic Tale of Pants:
There once was a solid pair of pants, whom once was a part of a nice fit. Then the dancer wearing said pants tried performing some new ground moves. This dancer is a robot and typically doesn't like to spend much time on the ground so this was somewhat of a new experience for him and the pants. What a tragic mistake this was... As tear the size of a canyon tore through the fabric, leaving behind dangly threads, a sad not so solid pair of pants and a shooketh robot.
This was the tragedy of the robots pants. I hope you enjoyed story time as much as I enjoyed this outfit while it lasted. RIP to my nice pants, I enjoyed the short time you were in the arsenal.
