SCUMMM STOCK ABOUT TO SKYROCKET!!!!!
Come join SCUMMM Intl for an historic celebratory EP RELEASE BOARD MEETING
Ticket link in bio!
Loyal investors, as promised, you will soon be able to enjoy SCUMMM from anywhere in the world, whether you’re in office, joining a work call from a plane to Tahiti, or drafting a spreadsheet on the shitter.
Thrilled to be doing business with @tfa.2000 and @lowanimalofficial
Thank you @monarchtavern and @dan_burke_rockscar for helping us ring in this tremendous revenue stream announcement.
SCUMMM Intl. would like to extend the warmest thank yous to our old investors and new investors alike for helping us get to where we are today. First tour is in the bag and what a tour it was.
gratitude to
@doorspubhamilton@jimmyjazzguelph@brock.boonstra
for giving us space to host our wealth seminars, and huge business kisses to
@garrlicc.jr@stereosol@tirefireband@tvdogmusic
for the backroom handshakes and big league wheeling and dealing. Let’s make some green 💵💵💵
SCUMMM has done all the necessary groundwork for our first official release. So excited to have partnered with @deepwater1173 and @joshkorody on this fortune building venture.
SCUMMM for one and SCUMMM for all!!!
Our ancient actuaries have predicted that this quarter of 2026 will be SCUMMM’s most profitable, expansive, and powerful quarter to date!!
Get us while we’re hot, deals this good are for the impassioned door crashers, not the shiftless!
art by the incomparable @fruitbratt
From our CFO to yours, hope your New Year’s Eve recovery period is progressing smoothly, and that you’re on the way back to 100% efficiency.
2025 was a huge financial year for SCUMMM Intl., both for the business, and for our investors. We couldn’t do it without you or your money.
Here’s to the continued and endless exponential growth of SCUMMM across the face of this wretched globe. 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑