UPDATE: It's 2 weeks until our last show of the season, and Tuesday and Wednesday are both 80% sold out, with Friday not too far behind (It is 1 May after all).
So now comes the choice many Italians hoped they would never have to make: on 1 May, will it be the Schuman Show or Sardinia?
Get your tickets now at
schumanshow.eu/tickets
After five years at the helm of the Schuman Show, Friday, 1 May will be the last show for our co-founder and host Kelly Agathos. This is a city of five-year mandates after all, and despite so many memorable performances as Vonderleyen, Kelly decided to follow Juncker’s one term approach ; )
Thankfully, this is not an adieu, but an au revoir. Or rather, an À tantôt. We know that Kelly will be a regular member of the audience at the Schuman Show (we might even give her a complimentary ticket…) and we have a sneaking suspicion a few cameo appearances are on the cards as well!
The entire team want to extend our deepest thanks to Kelly for these years of tireless work, unswerving dedication and endless creativity, without which the Schuman Show would quite simply not exist.
We’re looking forward to working together in exciting new ways in the future Kelly - and don’t worry, your baby is in safe hands 💙
Are you staying in Brussels for May Day, like the good member of the proletariat you are? Who needs The Alps when you have Bois de la Cambre? Sardinia when you have... Knokke, I guess?
Come celebrate Workers Day at our May 1st show - we work, you build class consciousness.
Tickets for 1st May, 28 April, 29 April at schumanshow.eu/tickets
The Microstates are back - they're hoping NATO will let them join. As long as a certain other small country is not in the club...
Full video here: https://youtu.be/onKTxQZW77g
Tickets now available for the last Schuman Show of the season: schumanshow.eu/tickets
Stuck in the middle of just about everyone, Greenland has been getting a lot of unsolicited advice recently- check out tue full track : https://youtu.be/GHS2bWxCdeg
Of course, the powers that be haven't exactly been quiet over the past couple of months, so there'll be plenty more to sing (and sketch) about at the next Schuman Show - the last of the season! - taking place on 28, 29 April and 1 May at the Lumen.
Tickets are selling fast, so get yours now schumanshow.eu/tickets
The EU leaders find themselves in a bunker in the Ardennes - but who's making the dinner? Will Mark Rutte's sweet treats tempt them? Or will Pedro's tortilla save the day?
Check out the full video:
https://youtu.be/MIoYIpH0uVg
Last show of the season is coming on 28, 29 April and 1 May - grab those tickets while you can !
Schumanshow.eu/tickets
Isn't anything "just right" for this Goldilocks? Check out the full video to find out: https://youtu.be/IV6fw_LkGXA
Tickets for our last show of the season now on sale at schumanshow.eu/tickets
See you there !
🏆COMPETITION TIME🏆
Win free Schuman Show tickets by helping Glenn out!
Today, Commissioner Micallef introduces a new EU initiative to celebrate the sacred green leaf.
But he celebrated so much (blame Valdis Dombrovskis) that he didn't even get the announcement out on time - he is gonna need some help!
Glenn has some ideas already: "free bongs and rolling classes". But he has now idea how to fund them. Can you help? Or maybe there are other new intiatives he could include in #4:21, the EU Cannabis Initiative?
Let us know your proposals in the comments! On Friday morning, we will decide which proposal fits best with Glenn's mandate, advances the aims of #4:21 and can get some of that sweet EU cash!
The winner will receive two tickets to the Schuman Show of their choice, as well as a 7 night stay in Glenn's holiday house on Gozo*.
We look forward to your proposals!
*LMFAO, as if Glenn would EVER be caught dead on Gozo. The locals do that well enough already. But the free tickets are legit!
Late last year we got reacquainted briefly with Brussels' most infamous power-broker, Martin Selmayr. For a few days anyway.
Then he disappeared again, into the obscurity of the EU's representation to the Holy See.... where the new pope has been very quiet, keeping out of politics, not taking any sides....
OMG Martin, you minx !
Check out the full video : https://youtu.be/f-17PnuZhmI
Next shows (the last for this season!) :
28, 29 April and 1 May, ticets now on sale at schumanshow.eu/tickets
Well I guess we won't see those compromising videos after all, eh #orban ? Though as usual when we mention it, the European Commission's #onlyfans page has seen a spike in subscriptions...
What became of the Peter Magyar tape? Maybe we'll find out at the next Schuman Show - the last of the season! - on 28, 29 Apr and 1 May. TIckets are selling fast, so grab yours sooner rather than later! schumanshow.eu/tickets
In the meantime, check out the full video here: https://youtu.be/q25ciJNOmcg
If any recently unemployed Hungarian autocratic leaders need help finding a new job, we know just the people who can help them out...
Tickets for the next show now on sale! schumanshow.eu/tickets
In the meantime, check out the full video: /watch?v=_JftJQT7qB4
