SCAN.001: Max Low-Foon
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EXAM DATE: 10/03/26
REFERRING PHYS: Max Low-Foon
AGE: 23
SCAN TYPE: Cortical Resonance Imaging (CRI)
STIMULUS:
Subject was infused with 2 Litres of Guinness(Extra Cold), to induce authentic emotional reflection for reliable analysis.
TECHNIQUE:
Massage gun was placed firmly against the hippocampus at 2000rpm to trigger a neuron surge and temporary psychosis, placing subject back into the ‘heatstroke’ mind-set for memory retrieval. Brain charge feedback was recorded through massage guns in-built typewriter prongs giving us our literary recollections. A Samsung OLED TV was connected to subjects subconscious via HDMI 2.1 for high fidelity memory playback.
FINDINGS:
Brain tissue is dense and taught, reinforced through continual thought surges. Massage Gun therapy helped greatly alleviate these symptoms, breaking down unhealthy neural roadmaps, although sanity line has significantly dropped in the process and many memories destroyed - luckily most of them were un-entertaining. Traces of fossilised MDMA were found embedded in the crevices of the Mesolimbic reward circuit.
IMPRESSION:
Subjects brain network remapped its entire framework almost entirely within a year. His verbal reflections mirror this adaptation. The density of the tissue is a reaction to its perceived environment. Major changes include a more resilient amygdala and an enlarged anterior prefrontal cortex
