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Iām all about being open, but at breakfast? Lol My dad is a bad dad joke machine and a part of me is just glad he actually said something legitimately funny.
#standup
#menopause
#dadjoke
#breakfast
#uncomfortable
Did you know that Tim Allen was arrested for this? I had no clue until well into adulthood. Side note he also snitched on like 20 people to avoid life in jail. So crazy he became a beloved household name after all that.
#standup
#timallen
#homeimprovement
#santaclaus
#funny
Got Milk lied to us! Also I believe these to the best milk jokes in the biz. Largely because I think the number of comics who do 2min of milk jokes has to be low to just me.
#standup
#milk
#kale
#portland
#midwest
First time Iād done this joke and 0 people in the crowd had played Settlers of Catan. Guess board games just arenāt Pueblo, COās thing! Apparently a very small portion does play Cards Against Humanity though lol
#standup
#settlersofcatan
#crowdwork
#funny
#cardsagainsthumanity
Who was your first celebrity crush?
I know Jamie Lynn Spears is a little controversial now, but at the time it made sense lol. If only Iād have known what would happen! Iām still broken up about how Zoey 101 ended.
#standupcomedy
#jamielynnspears
#zoey101
#celebritycrush
#babydaddy
Why drivers in Denver suck from a midwesternerās perspective. I always think āwhat is the dumbest thing this car driving near me can doā and then they frequently do it lol It makes the roads a nightmare. Almost as scary as the insurance premiums in this city.
#denver
#midwest
#baddrivers
#funny
#relatable
Minnesotans are amazing, but we can be pretty naive compared to the rest of the country and it shows up in places like our names for things (and apparently our newspapers)! I do always enjoy visiting this coffee shop when Iām in Fertile, MNš
#standupcomedy
#minnesota
#smalltown
#funny
#comedy
My Fast and Furious joke tricked a guy into admitting heās not loyal. Sorry in advance to everyone who was hoping the end would be more dramaticš
#standupcomedy
#loyalty
#crowdwork
#fastandfurious
#funny
I took a stand up comedy gig in a memory care unit and realized I couldnāt do what I said. Luckily, I found a solution.
#standupcomedy
#memorycare
#retirementhome
#funny
#relateable
I occasionally do comedy in retirement homes and assisted living communities. This show they definitely had too much wine and were very chatty, but they loved this cursive joke!
#standupcomedy
#retirementcommunity
#cursive
#seniorcitizens
#funny
