Thanks everyone, for following me all this way . I am by no means the graceful one but I try to keep it interesting by letting you play the heads-or-tails of my life . I’m just as surprised as you are, when anything I do goes right . 20 years of slamdance, not a dollar of hazard pay, but still an infinite supply of odd-gotten joy . My skullcracker symphony . Whatever you’re out there doing, do it this hard . While you can . #questcrew
We had the king @drewbelcher review a series of instantly-cancellable ice cream flavors for @sorrynotsorrycreamery and as it turns out, a heavy majority of them just don’t have survivability in the world of inoffensive consumerism. Thanks for the submissions, but these were only ever meant to trick Drew into allowing the “peanut butter and jelly sandwich” flavor to make a return after witnessing this nightmare collection of marketing disasters by comparison. Also, make sure to grab smashburgers at @eatwithlovealways , before our bad cuisine ideas corrupt that spot too. #carefulboyz (clip source: Drew Belcher Reviews Our Terrible Ideas for Ice Cream Flavors)
The other day I had an editing session in my parked Pontiac for a couple hours in a chinatown plaza, and nearly every car that pulled in next to me had someone swing their door open and ding my panel . No major damage but I realized how often this must inevitably occur . Now without blasting off into the lame-ass LinkedIn realm of relating this observation into how it correlates with life, b2b sales, or how social closeness and density comes paired with natural friction yadda yadda, I did conclude that Asian-centric parking lots have the highest rate of door dings upon a neighboring occupant’s re-entry as opposed to their car’s initial arrival . The variable being that upon departure, one hand is almost always occupied by boba, and the entire brain leans focus on sippage vs stoppage of that massive momentous entry denter . Remarkably 100% of the time, if the culprit’s a girl wearing anime ears, she’ll immediately activate the power of self-confusion, as you both relish in the stalemate of accountability . Anyway, I love finding myself mid-stakeout in stat research no one’s asking for . #dingTea
If there’s a JK clip that spotlights Bart’s autism, this would be one of several hundred. Justice for Esther, our beloved busted bean-headed Harley Quinn pigtailed Korean girl that got away and is probably mega hot right now. #carefulboyz (clip source: When You Were a Loser, What Girl Actually Liked You?)
In yet another flying forum of ill-fated ignorance, the boyz are forced to rev up their remedial brains and name ethnicity-associated jobs at a split-second reflex. Obviously, the faster you answer something, the higher the likelihood of saying something wholly cancellable, totally enigmatic, or profoundly revealing. In some cases, we’ve managed to accomplish all three. Long live The Motel Indian Club, of which they are confirmed to be all Patels. #carefulboyz (clip source: The Typical Jobs of Each Asian Ethnicity)
Been a lot of years, same valentine . That first clip is the oldest video I have in my phone of Smac, from back when we were just friends on a job together . I thank all the buddhas, athenas, and krishnas that we’ve never fake laughed a day in our lives together . #smac
