Robyn

@robynpetermanauthor

NYT best selling author, Robyn Peterman writes snarky, sexy, funny paranormal. A job where she can work in her sweatpants works really well for her.
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GAME #7 WHO DO YOU LOVE THE MOST????? In celebration of the release of A Fashionably Freakier Friday, we’re playing games! It’s hard to pick just one. So…. I’ll pick three. LOL Number 1 for me is B Number 2 for me is H Number 3 for me is I It’s your turn now! Pick your favorite Vamp. xoxo Robyn Amazon — /dp/B0GL2WCCN8 #newrelease #robynpeterman #robynpetermanauthor #vampireromance #comedy #demonsanddevilsromance #lol #paranormalromance #urbanfantasy #hotdamned
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GAME #6 YOU CAN LIVE IN A CASTLE! PICK IT. In celebration of the release of A Fashionably Freakier Friday, we’re playing games! All Vamps need a castle. Astrid and Ethan have the Cressida House. Now, you can pick your own stately abode! Personally, I’d go for A or D. Choose your castle. xoxo Robyn Amazon — /dp/B0GL2WCCN8 #newrelease #robynpeterman #robynpetermanauthor #vampireromance #comedy #demonsanddevilsromance #lol #paranormalromance #urbanfantasy #hotdamned
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GAME #5 CHOOSE LIZARD’S NEW TRACKSUIT! In celebration of the release of A Fashionably Freakier Friday, we’re playing games! Lizard is a fashion freaking disaster with a heart of gold. Keep in mind whatever tracksuit you pick, it will be paired with black socks, sandals, a baseball bat and a whole mouthful of chewing gum. According to Martha and Jane, Lizard is all that and a bag of chips. Pick Lizard’s new tracksuit. xoxo Robyn Amazon — /dp/B0GL2WCCN8 #newrelease #robynpeterman #robynpetermanauthor #vampireromance #comedy #demonsanddevilsromance #lol #paranormalromance #urbanfantasy #hotdamned
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GAME #4 OHMYGOSH! WHAT’S YOUR VAMP NAME? In celebration of the release of A Fashionably Freakier Friday, we’re playing games! Mmmkay, I’m Bloodsucker LaSilverstake. Niiiiice. I’m kind of jealous that February is McCoffin. LOL What’s your undead moniker? Tell me your Vamp name. xoxo Robyn Amazon — /dp/B0GL2WCCN8 #newrelease #robynpeterman #robynpetermanauthor #vampireromance #comedy #demonsanddevilsromance #lol #paranormalromance #urbanfantasy #hotdamned
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GAME #3 PICK WHO YOU WANNA BE! In celebration of the release of A Fashionably Freakier Friday, we’re playing games! Okay, if you weren’t human, what would you choose to be? For me, it depends on the day. LOL Although, I am quite partial to Vamps… and Demons… and Shifters. Pick your species. xoxo Robyn Amazon — /dp/B0GL2WCCN8 #newrelease #robynpeterman #robynpetermanauthor #vampireromance #comedy #demonsanddevilsromance #lol #paranormalromance #urbanfantasy #hotdamned
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GAME #2 PICK YOUR FAVORITE VAMP FLICK!! In celebration of the release of A Fashionably Freakier Friday, we’re playing games! I love them all. However, if you’ve been around me long enough, you’ll know What We Do In the Shadows is one of my faves. But I have to add that I really luuurrved Sinners this year. Choose your favorite Vamp movie! xoxo Robyn Amazon — /dp/B0GL2WCCN8 #newrelease #robynpeterman #robynpetermanauthor #vampireromance #comedy #demonsanddevilsromance #lol #paranormalromance #urbanfantasy #hotdamned
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GAME #1 PICK A HAT FOR ABE!!! In celebration of the release of A Fashionably Freakier Friday, we’re playing games! All Demons are fashionistas, Abe included. LOL He needs a new hat and you get to pick it! Choose a hat for the baby Demon. xoxo Robyn Amazon — /dp/B0GL2WCCN8 #newrelease #robynpeterman #robynpetermanauthor #vampireromance #comedy #demonsanddevilsromance #lol #paranormalromance #urbanfantasy #hotdamned
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WELCOME TO THE FUN!!! A Fashionably Freakier Friday is ALIVE. Yassssssssssssssss My name is Robyn and I’m mostly sane. I’m a writer. I’m a collector of stray animals. I have a potty mouth. I love Diet Coke in a Yeti cup with rabbit turd ice. I am the mother of 3 dogs, 2 cats, 2 goats, 3 horses and 2 grown ass, fabulous humans. Sadly, I’m not the mother of dragons. I’m married to a dude I still really like. LOL I wrote A Fashionably Freakier Friday and laughed like an idiot while I typed like a mad woman. I truly think you’ll laugh hard when you read it. If you need to laugh, I will always have you covered. xoxo Robyn Amazon — /dp/B0GL2WCCN8 #newrelease #robynpeterman #robynpetermanauthor #vampireromance #comedy #demonsanddevilsromance #lol #paranormalromance #urbanfantasy #hotdamned
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27 days ago
A day at the offfice. This is my coworker. Her name is Wanda—Swimmer of Ponds and Roller in Horse Poop. She’s often thirty-seven minutes late and takes multiple naps when HR (Cindy—The Boss of Everyone and Keith—Eater of Toilet Paper) are not around. I asked her if she’d finished her project and she refused to answer me unless I bribed her with a treat. Wanda also steals lunches and will sit in your chair if you get up to go to the restroom. Her work ethic sucks unless squirrels are involved. However, she is very good with kisses and cuddles. She also doesn’t talk much unless Fed-ex, Amazon, the garbageman, or lunch shows up. She wants you to know that pilfering food without getting busted is difficult, time consuming and exhausting. Hence, the naps. I hope your coworker is as adorable as mine. xoxo Robyn
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What happens when Mother Nature decides she’s had enough of Satan and Astrid bickering? She Freakies the Friday right out of them.   Could this Friday get any freakier if it tried? Hell to the no. xoxo Robyn Reserve your copy TODAY before Uncle Fu%$er buys (or pilfers LOL) all of them. /dp/B0GL2WCCN8 #robynpeterman #vampireromance #urbanfantasy #newrelease #lol #hotdamnedseries
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Do you need to laugh? Hard? Really, really hard? I sooooo have you covered. <3 A Fashionably Freakier Friday is right around the corner. RESERVE YOURS TODAY!! /dp/B0GL2WCCN8 xoxo Robyn #paranormalromance #robynpeterman #vampire #lol #urbanfantasy
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Beetlejuice meets Sex In The City meets Shaun of the Dead! A Fashionably Freakier Friday is right around the corner. RESERVE YOURS TODAY!! /dp/B0GL2WCCN8 xoxo Robyn #paranormalromance #urbanfantasy #newbooks #robynpeterman #lol #vampireromance
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