Punxsutawney Phil is known for his expert accuracy, having also forecasted the Red Summer race riots of 1919 and the bloody Arab Spring in 2011.
#groundhogday
My MRI at Seattle Grace Hospital Went Well, Aside From the Bomb Threat, Active Shooter, and Staff Having Sex in My Room
Maybe this is just par for the course in our hospital system these days. I really don’t have anything bad to say about the experience; my results even came back in a timely fashion despite the fact that someone drove a fire truck through the front lobby of the building not long after I left for home.
Another Robot Butt Live where everything stayed completely on the rails! Thanks to all my wonderful guests and everyone who came out to see them. Don’t forget to check out RobotButt.com to see more absurdity every day without having to leave your home!
It’s happening again. Satire and humor site Robot Butt is climbing out of a computer to bring you a talkshow loaded with guest acts guaranteed to make you laugh, gasp, and feel kind of confused.
Sunday, July 6th, at 7:30PM @theplaygroundtheater
4416 N Clark Street on the 2nd floor.
The Playground is 100% donation based and supported in part by grants from the Illinois Arts Council.
Just think, you could get diarrhea from Chipotle in the very same building where literary giants like Ralph Waldo Emerson, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Nathaniel Hawthorne, and more had their works published!
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