Ridley

@ridinator

Author of KILL ME NOW, available everywhere! Former agent @thewallgroup , forever scary movie nerd & self-identified comic genius
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Roaming around Rome
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20 hours ago
Last night’s sunset #nofilter #aicouldneva
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2 months ago
Fun couple of days in Miami and on board the Oceania Allura, getting some quality catch up with @justin2travel
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5 months ago
Paella + sugar cookie martini + Birdcage Cafe South Beach = this gay’s paradise
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5 months ago
Disco’s Dead
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6 months ago
✨Behind the Scenes of the Kill Me Now Pie✨ Pie Flavor: Tart Cherry (all designs made with gluten free pie dough)🥧 Y’all. I had almost as much fun making this pie as I did reading this book!✨ KILL ME NOW by Christopher Ridley is an “Only Murders in the Building” meets “Scream” satirical murder mystery, where you get to play detective! It is also one of the most hilarious and unique books I have read all year!✨ KILL ME NOW is “a satirical whocareswhodunnit centered around Damien, a gay man found dead in the street of the Hollywood Hills, wearing only a ratty pair of briefs and a cherry-blossomed kimono. Here you’ll play detective, the testimonials of those closest to him-his best friend, her girlfriend, his two exes, boss, new best friend, and even his cat-laid out before you.”✨ “These tea-spilling Angelenos will take you on absurd tangents under the guise of providing deep insights into Damien’s murder. Sift through a regaling of ridiculous rants, a cacophony of catty comments and a multitude of misinformation to get some semblance of a suspect. Hear their tall tales to discover the many sides of this murdered man, as well as the city he died in.”✨ “In the end, the question won’t be who’s lying. It’ll be: why are you telling me this??”✨ This story was such a fun ride and I’m so glad I had the chance to read it! Congrats to @ridinator on this amazing book!✨ #killmenow #christopherridley #satire #murdermystery #pieladybooks #pieart #foodart #behindthescenes
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1 year ago
✨Kill Me Now Pie✨ Read When You’re Craving: An “Only Murders in the Building” meets “Scream” satirical “whocareswhodunnit” where you get to play detective by reading the testimonials of those closest to the victim. A totally engaging and hilarious ride!✨ “I’ve accepted that I’m probably dying. I’m not happy about it, nor the circumstances in which it has occurred. I deserve better. I should’ve been shot so I can say I had no way of defending myself…I should be fully clothed…I should’ve worked out tonight instead of having my third cheat meal of the week…I really wish I hadn’t eaten pasta for dinner.” ~Christopher Ridley, Kill Me Now✨ Hi, Friends! I am so excited to share with you one of the most unique and hilarious murder mysteries I’ve ever read! Satirical and full of wit, this story will keep you laughing…and guessing..until you reach the final page!✨ KILL ME NOW is “a satirical whocareswhodunnit centered around Damien, a gay man found dead in the street of the Hollywood Hills, wearing only a ratty pair of briefs and a cherry-blossomed kimono. Here you’ll play detective, the testimonials of those closest to him-his best friend, her girlfriend, his two exes, boss, new best friend, and even his cat-laid out before you.”✨ “These tea-spilling Angelenos will take you on absurd tangents under the guise of providing deep insights into Damien’s murder. Sift through a regaling of ridiculous rants, a cacophony of catty comments and a multitude of misinformation to get some semblance of a suspect. Hear their tall tales to discover the many sides of this murdered man, as well as the city he died in.”✨ “In the end, the question won’t be who’s lying. It’ll be: why are you telling me this??”✨ This story is such a fun ride and once I started reading, I couldn’t put it down! It may seem strange to describe a murder mystery as hilarious, but the wit and brutal honesty of each of the characters (including the victim) had me laughing and feeling as if I was friends with them all!✨ Congrats to Christoper Ridley on the release of this amazing book!✨ @ridinator #killmenow #christopherridley #pieladybooks #pieart #mustread
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1 year ago
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at gold leafed ice cream
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1 year ago
Super excited to announce that @booksoup is now carrying KILL ME NOW!! It’s a full circle moment, after all those years of buying magazines for tearsheets at their newsstand (remember when artists had hard cover portfolios??), to now have them carry my book is surreal. If anyone pops in and finds them, send me a pic! Oh, and if you want to buy a copy, that’s cool too.
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1 year ago
Website’s finally live!! If you’ve been waiting for a limited edition copy, THE WAIT IS OVER. Link in bio
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1 year ago
Today’s the day! KILL ME NOW is officially for sale, both in print and ebook. Thank you to everyone who preordered, those should be shipping out today. For those waiting on the limited editions - I’m still working on the site, sorry for the delay. Link in bio for online orders!
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1 year ago
Just in time for Memorial Day & Pride Month - they’re finally here!! Avail for pre-order on Amazon and Bookshop.org. If you’re interested in a LIMITED EDITION copy with a fancy foil imprint and color printing inside (cause there are some colorful parts!), STAY TUNED
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1 year ago