I disappeared for a bit. This is me reappearing.
(AKA an excuse to post a random pic of myself in an era that makes posting a random pic of yourself look weird af)
The open net miss. The save of the century. The breakaways. The 5-on-3. The stuffed animal. They're all taking turns haunting me. Still.
#olympichockey #olympics2026 #usavscanada #goldmedalgame #copium
Idk if I should be worried or impressed. Wayy too many people understood this reference 💀
All you need to know is he didn't think he'd walk in my place and see an actual dead rat that needed to be cleaned off my floor.
#yukyuks #femalecomedian #nofilter #dategonewrong
There is a lesson to take from this. Don't go back to a situation thinking they've changed 😩
But actually though, no one told me it would be this emotionally driven
#fantasysports #fantasyhockey #datinglife #relatable #roster
No. I still have not overcome ✨motion sickness✨ but here we are.
Ballerina - Teddy Variations - vomitron variation - cross leg & ankle Russian layback
#poledancing #pdcombo #pdtricks
The FOMO was severe, watching everyone else heal their inner child while I'm just chilling with mine.
*But actually though, look up that list first if you've never tried it before
#psychedelicexperience #storytime #standupcomedian #femalecomedian #womenincomedy #fomo #psychedelics #failedattempts #viralreeĺ
I let bravery make choices fear should have made 😭
But actually though... The people I was with are the reasons why this turned into a core memory.
🫶🏼
@eastzionadventures
Somewhere between psychotic and iconic.
If only you saw where my phone was propped up on. The bed, chair, tissue box and pillow had no business being stacked together like that 😩
#birthdaytrip
