show in kansas city at the end of the may. come get belligerent with us. i have lost all hope and am now day drinking as well as night drinking, on occasion sleep drinking too.
this is my schedule: wake up, 3 beers; hot pocket for breakfast 3 more beers, a couple cigarettes, oxygen machine after cigarette, and then a shot of isopropyl alcohol. work 8-5, a few beers if able (I try to finish a case a day). hit my vape and cart in the work bathroom in 30 minute intervals, I tell them I have IBS. drink as many of the remaining beers as I can on the drive home. hit the e-spliff (vaping and hitting the cart at the same time, double stacking or side by side). dinner is for weaklings I only eat one meal that’s how I keep my slender figure and ensure my static drunkness. time for bed, chug the mouth wash to prepare, half a bottle nyquil (insomnia 😭😭😭), pop in a zyn too.
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You guys were extra good this month so you can have one more show. 🙂↕️
Ft. @duleband.okc@ransided@leg.oklahoma
May 22nd
Doors - 7:00pm
Music - 7:30pm
$10 at the door
show at chimera in tulsa. big whoop, I know right? you should be scared of not attending.
I am actively mentally degenerating and losing inhibition. the only thing that matters to me at the present moment is the turn out to this show. I will do whatever it takes to destroy you if you do not come.
be not surprised when your address is shared by 1500 accounts across every online platform. be not alerted when suddenly there are loud noises and bright lights outside your window. do be scared when pictures of you sleeping are posted on our account. consider moving once the cursed gifts start arriving at your door daily.
that is all to say: Please come to the show if you can, I'd really like to see you there :^)
LAST MINUTE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@fawn_tx hits springfield missouri for the first time ever THIS MAY 4TH 2026 (11 days from now)
Come catch them at @lindbergstavern with support from @ransided@getbucked417 and a new project from joe misterovich and will knauer ( @someonestilllovesyou )
This show is ALL AGES and is going to be FUN
$10
7:30pm doors
Flyer by @alexprinzbach
hello all 🧌
we’re playing a fewwwww shows this monthhh!!! doing a little weekend run & then wrapping up April with Spring Stock. stay tuned for our set time :3
