Rachel Elizardbeth Schaefer

@racheleschaefer

Did you drink enough water today you stupid bitch?
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Watch the first ep tonight and catch me next Monday, June 10th on Roast Battle Canada on @ctvcomedy just saying true facts about sweet Tom Henry! For real, Roast Battle Canada has become my favourite way to A) meet and get to know hilarious comics from all across Canada and B) get an excuse to buy more dumb pants. Thanks so much to @zoerabnett @counterfeitpics @justforlaughs @ctvcomedy ! #RoastBattleCanada
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1 year ago
Tune in to @ctvcomedy tomorrow night for my next episode of Roast Battle Canada! I’m genuinely so glad they sent me the dumbest joke I’ve ever written for my promo clip. Also @crystalthecomedian is absolutely dynamite in this ep and a full-time sweetie offstage. ❤️💥❤️💥 Huge thanks to @zoerabnett @counterfeitpics @justforlaughs @cravecanada @ctv for inviting me to get my feelings hurt two years in a row. ❤️
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1 year ago
Jason Bourne Blackouts 🤕 #comedyhereoften #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #jokes #funny #jasonbourne #blackout #drinking
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1 year ago
CAN’T A GIRL TRY SOMETHING?! #fashionicon
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4 days ago
When mom's a motormouth... It's not too late to get your mom tickets to our Victoria show this Saturday or early bird tickets for our Vancouver show June 6! . . . . . #couplestherapy #couplescounselling #couplesclownselling #relationships #motherinlaw #inlaws #couplescomedy #vancouvercomedy #mom #mother #mommyissues #victoriacomedy #victoriabc #yyj #datenight #yvr #truelove #forever #family #romantic #mothersday
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10 days ago
Even rain man has a rain mom . . . . . #couplestherapy #couplescounselling #couplesclownselling #relationships #motherinlaw #inlaws #couplescomedy #vancouvercomedy #mom #mother #mommyissues #victoriacomedy #victoriabc #yyj #negativeselftalk #datenight #yvr #truelove #forever #family #romantic
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10 days ago
rachel supreme 🏓
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16 days ago
Got back some album recording disposables and want to issue an apology to @corypoopoopeepee . Thought I meant it when I told him I’d take this style of photo with every audience member/opener. Big thanks to him, @stephbabyneale , and @clear.dog.food for gettin the people goin. 💖💖💖
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26 days ago
I don’t actually look at strangers’ genitals on purpose and neither should you. 🌴 #Vancouver #wreckbeach
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1 month ago
Friday was one of the best, most fun days of my life!!!! Thank you so so much to everyone that came out to support me! Especially my sweet family! Had to apologize to my dad after for making eye contact with him on a joke about losing a condom inside your body. Thanks so much to Aaron Read, Steph Neale, and Cory Poopoopeepee for opening! Thank you to Steve and Alexi for executing my stage vision better than I could have imagined, to Derek, Luke, and Kenny for holding cameras for 3 hours, to Kevvy for producing the heck outta everything and Jonathan and everyone else at CHO/604! Very proud, very humbled… 💖💖💖
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3 months ago
Having a rough day 😥 @racheleschaefer is filming 🎥 her Debut Live Comedy Special at @604studiosvan this Friday Feb 6th 🎤 Only a handful of tickets left! 🎟️ #comedyhereoften #standupcomedy #jokes #funny #comedyspecial
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3 months ago
February 6th at 7pm and 9pm. Tickets in my bio. All love to my haters. ❤️
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3 months ago