Sam Sisson

@queefpantry

🚫🚫🚫inappropriate messages will be✨screenshot✨& ignored🚫🚫🚫
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🚨Some last chances to see me🚨 5/16 Ft. Collins. Comedy Fort 5/21 Golden. Mad Macks 5/22 Denver. Waldschanke Cider 5/23 Denver. The Thin Man 5/29 Denver. Diebolt 5/30 Ft. Collins. Maxline Brewery 6/5 Denver. Ratio Beerworks 6/11 Loveland. Sky Bear 6/12 Ft. Collins. Comedy Fort. 6/13 Ft. Collins. Comedy Fort. 📸 @imbrycepeterson
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1 month ago
Please, donate anything helps. Had to take my sweet Louise to the emergency vet in the middle of the night. I was worried she had a urinary blockage. Turns out she has many bladder stones and a uti. She’s on antibiotics and able to pass urine currently, but we’re not out of the woods and treatment options are expensive. Venmo in bio. I also have Zelle, PayPal, cash app. I really appreciate any support you’re able to give 🙏
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8 months ago
Thanks @melissalynnel for these amazing photos! Hire her!
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1 year ago
Some nice things recently
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26 days ago
Hello Friends (and foes), After 9 years, I’ll be MOVNG BACK TO MARYLAND AT THE END OF JUNE. Book me for your shows before I leave or after I arrive. Also any job leads (particularly service industry) in the Frederick, MD area would be helpful. Thank you!
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1 month ago
2026 vs 2006. Best friends for 20 years. Here’s to a lifetime more ❤️ 🥂 @redpandaspoon
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2 months ago
Just some morning thoughts #comedy #godsplan #billoreilly #god
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5 months ago
Suddenly mansplaining is ok? NOT ROUND HERE, PARTNA!
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5 months ago
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Catch me at the @bobcat_club 9/19 ! @highplainscf
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8 months ago
🏔️ ♥️ 👯‍♀️
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11 months ago
Mfw I learn only YOU can prevent wildfires…no for real, due to budget cuts it really is up to you 📸 @insanebrownposse
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1 year ago
I posted this a while ago, but if you’re looking to get sterilized, I can give you recs for OBGYNS that did my tubal ligation (in MD) & my hysterectomy (in CO). It’s a hard road finding doctors that make you feel safe/heard, and trust that as a “young, unmarried, childless woman” you know what you want for your future and children are not it. The women that operated on me made me feel exactly those things and I don’t regret my surgeries one bit (12 years this Dec since I was sterilized)
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1 year ago