Fwd: Oct 19th Show
Good Morning @mousemagazinecorporate team,
qmb here,
Just wanted to say we are astounded by the success Dick Kickem has brought to our team!
Ever since his acquisition of the company we’ve only got closer to merging with every U.S. alt-rock band and venue into one corporation and worsening the whole scenes for everyone across the board!
Why change when you're the only answer?
why inivate when your every iteration?
In all honesty, I’m not sure what he does in his office all day. What I do know is that now there’s an “email quota” that is just a front to feed shit into AI anyway. Nobody reads these. We just pump away day in and day out, talking vaguely about AI so he can rug-pull for some new suits.
The last CEO at least cared to make our busy work actually work, but who am I kidding? As long as I hit the word count and compliment him vaguely once a week, I’ll be making it into the big leagues, earning .50 more cents by next year, maybe. If we last past the 3rd wave of layoffs. Bed frame here we come!
Sencierely
- qmb project
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