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He is yellow for an amazing reason! And he will (probably not) tell you why at his January gigs!🧸🪀 All these amazing solo shots were taken by the incredible @voxigma.lo 📸🥰 🌂 1/3: If you’re feeling downcast and in search of a smile I suggest you storm @albatrossastoria on January 3rd for Koko Momo City! I’ll be your special guest as the current raining weather girl of KMC News as I breeze on by to teach @kokomomocity a very good not insidious lesson about life and (un)reality! 🏆 1/6: I know where I’ll be this January 6th…what about you 🤨? Alibis abound at the first annual Anne Awards at @cmoneverybodybk , where we’re honoring the mid, the bad, and the ugly of nightlife 🥇. I’m honored to be a presenter for several categories and maybe even…do a number! Tixs can be found in my b💛o. 🎥 1/11: Another year of drag terror be upon ye for the debut of HOME MOVIES: a movie screening experience at @allnightskate brought to you by the Esoterr💣rists! Drag, dj sets, and Jodorowsky’s THE HOLY MOUNTAIN all await your moldable minds. Be sure to DM @esoterrorworldorder to learn how to score a seat to this screening! 🎂 1/13: ITS MY WIFE’S BIRTHDAY AND SHE’S UNFORTUNATELY TONIGHTS DJ! @maljoblu turns an age younger than me (craddlerobbing is okay when it’s T4T) and thus she’s throwing a Maljopalooza with her show LET THEM EAT! It’s her performing pals versus her questionable music taste as we battle it out for…a prize? Her love and adoration? I already have those things as her unfaithful gay husband…why am I here? Buy a ticket (also in my bi🥳) and find out! 🪅 1/21: ITS A NEW YEAR MIRACLE: A SHOW WITH ALL THREE GARBAGE FAIL KIDS! The pervert pest brother nobody asked for, my dear @zanaxdrag , is debuting his show B-SIDES at @cmoneverybodybk ! We’ll be doing delirious deep cuts, far back forgotten tracks, and I have to learn how to make a piñata so it’s a learning experience for EVERYONE. This lineup of performers is so sickening and inspiring and a show like this is undoubtedly going to let us go sicko mode, so get ur tickets (also in my b🎟️o) now!!!! #drag #brooklyndrag #januaryevents #lgbt #trans

HA! caught you! did you think you could say goodbye to 2025 without new pretty pictures from me?!? @seekaxiom x Problem Child finally happened and I’m over the moon to show what we came up with! As the somewhat chopped unc and clipped 2025 leaves us I’m happy to not only inform you that I have no idea if 2026 will be less chopped unc and/or clipped but I also have lots of exciting projects to bring to life into the new year. In these chopped, unc, and clipped times there’s actually no better time to be an artist. I’m looking forward to resisting the more wicked bend of the world with all of you, causing good trouble along the way 🫶🏾.

Here’s my full performance from November’s @switchnplay NOOBIES! I don’t think I ever say what the name of my numbers are but this is my weather themed “Problem Child vs The Rain” number I originally did for Whateverland when I was Pink for ROYGBIVland! 🌈 I have a weird connection to rain showers: I used to love walking to kindergarten in the rain and ofc I’d sing “Singing in the Rain” over and over and over again, hated thunder and lightning, and a lot of my favorite songs just so happen to center around rain! I made this number as a sort of time travel piece: going back and honoring that kid who loves to play come sleet or shine but also the much prissier adult that doesn’t like to get his hair wet 🥲. The whole thing was also a big excuse to perform Over the Rainbow, anyone who knows me knows I feely very deeply about Dorothy, Judy Garland, and the Wizard of Oz (BEFORE THE NEW MOVIE CAME OUT OK IM ORIGINAL) and it’s a ballad that really breaks down my dedication to optimism in very simple words! Anyway wink wink Dorothy mention wink wink eyes peeled blah blah book me for Wizard of Oz themed shows I’m so serious. Hair: I get this a lot, it’s not a wig it’s a protective style called poodle puffs/bubble braids and we should all thank Problem Mom Dress: @shopmyviolet 🎥: @meat.puppett 🏷️: #brooklyndrag #nycdrag #dragthing #drag #nonbinarydrag #lgbtq #dragperformance #pattilabelle #rainingday☔

happy pride, ya filthy animals 🌈 The Esoterr💣rists are commencing their third act of music mayhem with a new installment of NEW WAVE ORDER! On June 14th make your way to our home base of to witness the SLAY AT RAINBOW RIDGE with a devious drag cast, two vicious virtuosos on the decks, and another night of rambunctious shows & wicked beats because of your pride isn’t a little artistically evil are you even doing the whole gay thing right??? Check out this alphabet mafia: 💋 @valentine.bk_ ☢️ @amygdala 🍌 @crystalreign__ 🐍 @venus_babes_ 🌐 @ru.afza 🌂 @mauve_over Plus, bringing us the beats are special operatives @heavenender 💘 & @thenobodiesnyc 🦩 And of course this drag demonstration of deviants comes from the minds of your fearless leaders @problemchild_nyc 🤡 & @selena.surreal 🪡 🏳️‍⚧️They can hate us, they can legislate us, but you can’t keep a good freak down 🏳️‍🌈 #brooklyndrag #brooklynpride #newwave #pride2026 #nycdrag

Spring showers bring april flowers, june bugs, and THE KNICK KNACKS REVIVAL. The @maison.mauvangeline family show returns with a new venue, new numbers, and same old homosexual Addams Family cast of: 🔮 @tellevangeline : People Magazine’s Prettiest Pope, DJ Diva, former Gwenyrh Paltrow impersonator! 🧛 @mauve_over : the current reigning Mr. Hot Body, the tallest & strongest drag king , and Lestat de Lioncourt in the flesh! 💿 @thenobodiesnyc : the male mother of the Nobodies, the DJ ambassador of Balenciaga, one of those Brooklyn based dj’s! 👠 @corsette.nyc : promising playboy, boylesque extraordinaire, and the only drag king that is as congenial as he is c✨nt ! 🤡 @problemchild_nyc : new wave nuisance, fisher-price failure, and legally ordained minister! -all under one roof (the fab @theemeraldny ) on June 13th to give you one of a kind drag shows for a one of a kind spring! And when you're here you're family but not close family, family in the sense that to come to this reunion revival check out the l🪻nk in our bi🌸 to snag a ticket to the show. Sorry you had to find out that way but I’m really into setting boundaries with family this season.

so we heard something about a family reunion?

Can you feel the heat of another NOBODIES PLAYING BINGO approaching?? We’re back on May 17th with special guest @indigoinferno.nyc at the one and only @dianes_bk ! Demon designer and sisterly succubus to the Nobodies, Indigo Inferno promises to right the visions right out of your nightmares and set the the stage ablaze! As Brooklyns self appointed “genderf❤️‍🔥ck demon princess” they’re a master of the cycle of revenge, rebirth, and on May 17 they’re adding re-bingo to their long list of talents! And their turning up the heat with their Nobodies fam @heavenender & @problemchild_nyc for the next installment of ball rolling, ball busting (non-erotically, allegedly), and ballistic drag shows with bingo prizes from @blackphoenixalchemylab , @deepeddyvodka , & Diamond Dispensary!

Zoe Monster GAGS at the Euphoria season 7 pre-show, I MEAN @goodsisproductions ‘s HENSON 2!!!! I was honored with bringing my childhood icon to life in a part shitpost part Mommie Dearest recreation part friendship manifesto at the behest of the muppet mastermind @agoodsis ! After all being an opinionated 3 year old femme is full of hardships and I stand in solidarity with drama queens of ALL ages 🧡 Gorgeous photography courtesy of @mcpphoto.png 📸 #drag #dragphotography #lgbtq #nonbinarydrag

NOBODIES PLAYING BINGO RETURNS TO @dianes_bk ON MAY 17TH! WITH SPECIAL GUEST: @indigoinferno.nyc !!! BE THERE OR DIE WITH NO CHIPS ON YOUR BINGO SQUARE!!!!!! #brooklyndrag #bingo #dragbingo

¡Ven al cine, baby! For the Mother’s Day Home Movies experience we’re visiting our favorite psych ward redhead and the cyber wasteland that awaits her with a screening of TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY! See we’re not just a a traumacore cult, we can be a little light hearted and fun! As fun as the frightening parallels between SkyNet and our own Silicon Valley empires allow us to have! You know the drill: @thenobodiesnyc will bring the hardware harsh beats and @selena.surreal & @problemchild_nyc will be giving you timeline shifting drag at the one & only @allnightskate ! So come to Home Movies on May 10th if you want to live!!! #brooklyndrag #brooklynevents #terminator #mothersday #lgbt

i drive you crazy? well the feelings mutual! And before we get into the complicated relationship between artist and audience that we’re implying i have urgent news: @betterinblacknyc IS BACK B🦋TCH FOR BRITNEY SPEARS! Yes I’ve finally released my fabulous @mcpphoto.png of February BiB: Musicals to enthrall you and beguile you into purchasing your tickets to BETTER IN BLACK: BRITNEY SPEARS coming to @cmoneverybodybk on May 6th. Check out the 🔗 in my b✨o to snag your ticket today! We’re a mere two weeks away from @mx.soursoursour , @brij0y , @yaga_tigerlily and I having to confess our loneliness and how it’s killing us (metaphorically!). If you’re feeling like a hashtag ally but are unable to attend, you can still sponsor a ticket for you black community members & DM moi or @betterinblacknyc for the deets on that 🩵 #dragphotography #brooklyndrag #blackdrag #britneyspears #nonbinarydrag

🍊range you glad to see me? well you’re really gonna like seeing me from the back…and at my upcoming shows! ❤️ 4/17 - Drama Club @sandyjacksnyc ! I’ll be hosting with my dad and the ONLY Rify Royalty Jr of the tri state area @mauve_over and giving shows alongside @dilldoughking , @dianadysenterydrag , & @faerieeboii ! 🧡 4/18 - Come tell @heavenender happy birthday when return to @dianes_bk for another Nobodies Playing Bingo and we’re bringing along my brother @corsette.nyc for the celebration! 💛 4/29 - If you can tell me how to get to Sesame Street I’ll be more than happy to invite you @goodsisproductions ‘s HENSON! You won’t wanna miss this feltastic lineup of @agoodsis , @lindafelcher , @jocelynknobs , @benedickthebastard , @megaminyc and myself get a little lethally unserious at @cmoneverybodybk ! 💚 4/30 - Sign ups for the super sibling special edition of Blow Pop are open! Come pump the beats and slay the stage at the twinout with me, @corsette.nyc , @lie.luh , & @acidforyourpleasure at @allnightskate ! 💙Okay come to my things so you won’t hashtag cry and hashtag miss me during my May break! Ticket l🫧nas can be found in my b🫧o. 📸: @mcpphoto.png