Miriam Santiago's cup is too weak to hold your drink so you better drink it fast. If it somehow breaks, the store will promise to give you a generic red cup that has bloodstains on it (but don't worry, the blood has long dried out 30 years ago).
The drink on Binay's cup will keep on decreasing but for some reason you won't see where it's going. It also comes with free notes on how to drink.
Anything you put in Mar's cup will turn into yellow and it will taste like the drink is almost 6 years old. May libre din syang dilaw na tshirt at Rated K na chinelas.
Grace Poe's cup is from Ministop and won't be recognized by the cashier even after you've paid for it - in dollars.
Duterte's cup is clean, new, it's cheaper, and it can hold more drinks than every cup. But the moment you step outside the store, somebody will step in and shoot you in the head with a .45 and then dump your body in an unnamed ditch just outside metro manila.
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