Spot how many European flags you could make with out hats...
Once a Slovakian, Polish and Serbian went to see Steve Best (not because his wife is Serbian but probably because his wife is Serbian... keep it in a family). What do these Slovakian, Polish & Serbian actresses/comedians/models have in common?
What does one bring to a photoshoot? Zuzana brought positivity, perfectly groomed hair and tan out of this world. Gordie brought the umbrella (Steve did not allow Ak-47s in the studio!), Maja brought funky outfits.... and Polish vodka. In Slovakia, Poland, and Serbia, “Are you hungry?” is not a question. It’s a warning. You say as is customary, “No thanks, I’m full.” They hear, “I would like three more portions & a cake to go.” You leave with leftovers… in containers you didn’t bring.
They speak several languages, switch languages mid-argument. You don’t know what she said but you know you’re wrong.
They can be classy, warm, and charming but if you disrespect them, their culture, cooking or their family?
Congratulations. You have unlocked Balkan Slavic Fury Mode advanced level. There is no reset button.
Whether it’s a Sunday lunch in Kraków, a name-day celebration in Bratislava, or a big gathering in Belgrade, family events are serious business. You think you’re meeting “just her parents.” Three hours later you’ve met: two grandmothers, four cousins, a neighbor,..And someone called “uncle” who is not biologically related to anyone.
Women from these cultures are often raised to be confident, direct, and not afraid to speak their minds. Be very careful not to have accidentally failed a test you didn’t know you were taking.
Photos credits:
@stevebestpics 
