Who is The Unemployed Philosophers Guild? Well, we are either a secret society spanning millennia, or a family-owned business based in Brooklyn. The choice is yours...
Sometimes a couch decorated with dozens of Freudian Slippers is just a a couch decorated with dozens of Freudian Slippers (and sometimes, it’s the sign of a much deeper issue).
Even before the coffee’s poured, this officially-licensed Rocky Horror Show Time Warp mug adds a welcome jolt to the morning!
Tempted to jump out of your chair?
This colorful diabolical gift box holds the irresistible invitation:
Let’s do the Time Warp again!
Happy Independent Bookstore Day to all the incredible bookstores we work with across the globe!
If you're interested in finding our products in a bookstore near you, email us at [email protected], and we can help you find one!
Happy Birthday William Shakespeare! 🎂🎂🎂
We’re celebrating your birth with some of our favorite insults of yours. We just ask you don’t roast us, we’re not sure we’d survive…
Grass. Hemp. Hay. Bud. Forage. Herb.
Why all the euphemisms? We’re all adults here. “Weed” is just another word for “plant” ...a righteous, righteous plant.
Our 100% cotton zip-up Weed Bag honors these beautiful yet misunderstood works of nature. Legal in all 50 states. Keep it together. Now you’re holding.
Happy National Look Up at the Sky Day to all the star gazers, storm chasers, and anyone else who has their head in the clouds.
Our pocket sized Cloudspotting notebook comes with several nice features including:
- guides to cloud and weather symbols (who knew meteorologists use secret codes?)
- a list of cloud nomenclature terms (aha! cirrus clouds are named for their curls)
- a cloud identification chart, so you can immediately start recognizing the clouds overhead
Pages formatted so you can document new cloud types, record every bolt of lightning, or simply jot notes while you’re enjoying the weather.
