Philip Simon

@philipscomedy

I have 2 amazing opinions. All children are my own! Award-winning comedian & writer More info✨⬇️✨
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Due to what I can only assume is a massive booking error I now find myself on @cameo ready to record whatever videos you’d like to see! /philipscomedy #Comedy #ComediansOfInstagram #Joke #UKComedy #UKComedian #DadJoke #UKComedianPhilipSimon #PhilipsComedy #BritishHumour #Humor #Humour #Cameo #DaddyPig #PeppaPig #Limerick #PersonalisedMessage #Celebrity #ShoutOut
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2 years ago
What a great night in Guildford! Always so much fun going back to the beautiful city that was my home for 3 years of drama school. And the audience did not disappoint! A fab gig and hilarious sets from @stevebugejacomedy , @jake_the_bake and #ChristianReilly. Thanks to @starguildford for hosting and @gaghousecomedy for the booking! #LiveComedy #Comedy #Guildford #ComedyClub
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12 hours ago
Fixed it!
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1 day ago
The one type of restaurant you’re guaranteed to never find a hair in your food!
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4 days ago
Here on Whitehall to protest against the rising tide of antisemitism currently hitting Jews across the UK. Some rousing speeches and some misplaced political grandstanding from a host of speakers including, among others: * The Chief Rabbi (makes sense) * Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch (hate the Tories but on this occasion she spoke brilliantly) * Liberal Democrat leader Ed Davey (why? Who?!?) * Reform’s Deputy Leader Richard Tice (🤢)! * Boy George! (BRING IT ON!!!) I didn’t agree with everything that was said (or the entire roster of speakers), but it’s safe to say the message is needed loud and clear that the Jewish community needs protecting! After what happened at last year’s Edinburgh Fringe I don’t really talk much about my Judaism online, but I can pretty much sum up how it feels to be Jewish with my placard: “I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE!” Here are some alternative slogans I considered: “My knees and back can’t cope with many more of these marches!” “Does anyone know a good cardiologist?” “Sorry to say Daphne died. This seemed like a good way to spread the word since some of you probably knew her!” Thanks as ever to the police and @cst_uk for keeping us safe! 🙏🏻 #Antisemitism #Protest #Jewish #Judaism @thejewishchronicle @jewishnews
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7 days ago
Whenever anybody asks who I am, in my head I’m really going, “Who am I? 24601!” Acting Enquiries: @ecn_talent Comedy Enquiries: Direct to me #AskMeAnything #Answer #Introduction #Actor #Comedian
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8 days ago
Why are more people not talking about this following the Royal State visit?!? #KingCharles #DonaldTrump #USA #SpecialRelationship #NobelPrize
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14 days ago
Can’t wait! I hope you’re all gonna be watching @ukthetraitors ! #TheTraitors #Celebrity #Showbiz #CelebrityTraitors
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15 days ago
We had the best time in sunny Diss yesterday with the always amazing Sara Pascoe, Vlad Ilich, James Ellis & Philip Simon. Loved seeing The Corn Hall packed to the rafters once again, after our short hiatus. We’ll see you all again for the next one 😁
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20 days ago
Another great night of comedy @borehamwoodcomedyclub with a brilliant line up, a fantastic audience, and a timely blackout halfway through the final act! All at your local community hub @96shenleyroad_borehamwood . Great sets from @jonnyawsum , @thenathancassidy and @darrenharriott . And Godspeed to anyone staying at the Premier Inn tonight! #ComedyClub #LiveComedy #Borehamwood #ElstreeAndBorehamwood #BorehamwoodComedyClub
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29 days ago
Full disclosure: I may have misheard his answer! #Comedy #LiveComedy #CrowdWork #Heckle #ComedyClub
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1 month ago
Just look at this great line up for April’s comedy at @96shenleyroad_borehamwood with @darrenharriott , @jonnyawsum , @thenathancassidy and our very own resident compere @philipscomedy . 🎤 Borehamwood Comedy Club 📆 Saturday 18th April 🕗 8pm Showtime 🎟️ https://bit.ly/Borehamwood-April Grab your tickets and we’ll see you there! #LiveComedy #WhatsOnInBorehamwood #Hertfordshire #ElstreeAndBorehamwood #ComdyClub
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1 month ago