4 years! November 12th. Met her. Grew with her. Goes to arcades with her. Made family and friends with her. Married her. Love her. She does it back. Canāt help it, ya know. Continuously falling in love with her.
Marked SAFEā¦ish. Everyone in the Los Angeles and surrounding in areas: please watch your local news (especially @ktla5news ;) The warnings yesterday were super real. Today reality is all around this city. Pack your valuables and be prepared. This is no joke. Watching the embers fly and winds change in the drop of a hat is Mother Nature saying she REAL SERIOUS! Like that serious mom face yo mama gave you as a tot. I love you all. ā¤ļøš š„
Iād say @wehopride was pretty dang fun! Meeting @cyndilauper melted my 80ās lovinā heart. 21 year old me was Bye Bye Byinā while riding a float with @lancebass of NāSync. But working with my amazing @ktla5news family on such a happy loving day was my highlight. I question sometimes why they pay me. ā¤ļøšāļøš
Took me a second to digest thisā¦
Even if you were 92, you were still always gonna be a 29 year old to me. A buddy. Not a grandpa. A buddy. You molded my personality. You said I would kill you one day from making you laugh so hard, in which I responded, āwell you aināt supposed to watch your grandchildren go before you so donāt kill me with those jokes!ā You loved. So hard. You and Mee-Maw had the most beautiful love that your stories would make strangers cry when I shared them. All your grandkids held off on marriage till later in life because thatās the example you set. āJust find your best friend. Be happy and laugh.ā Speaking of best friends, thank you for giving my father just that. And showing me that indeed your dad can be your best friend. Your son is mine. You were the funniest human I have ever met and everyone wanted to be by your side. Iāll always hear your voice and laughter. Hereās to my little Irishman, the glue to this family. Cheers my dude! Poppy the Dude.
Love,
Meri PS- PLEASE TELL MEE-MAW @dj0922 and I DID NOT DRINK HER WINE FOR REAL!
Sheās my little baby, my one and only babyā¦my darlinā! Itās taken me a second to wish her a happy birthday because, unfortunately, on her birthday, we were attending the funeral of my Poppy Ed. Having her by my side through that moment, always placing her hand on my back in comfort, making sure I was always ok on that day, never once even mentioning her birthday, made me fall madly in love with her again. I do every day as we donāt just lose family but build our family and home with more š¶ š¶ fuzzballs, in the backyard with buzzballz, cookinā up grub in the kitchen, making up after we bitchinā, making fun of each otherās ISMs, and staying out of prisons⦠I love you and Happy Birthday, Miss Lex. Thanks for dating Bobby Coconuts, Shooter Gunning, Slinky Pete and of course, Meredith Gunning. You put up with a lot of us! š š§”
Dear Fellow Friends,
We all know thereās nothing like a great pair of vintage PANTS, but hereās a nice update to your PANTS, collection! Youāve all been PANTSād, officially. Sincerely, The Big Brother, Beebens (picture in several slides, loving my pain in the ass sister, š)
Everyone say, āHola, Pants!ā š When you hear your girlfriend say⦠ānow donāt get mad butttttttttā¦ā You may wonder what she found on Amazon that we absolutely donāt need. But instead, she finds the perfect addition to our familia on Craigslist. Just after one week of saying I was ok to move forward with getting a sissy for Beebens, Lex finds Pants. Little Miss Pantalones is a Sassy Pants, a Sissy Pants, and a @carhartt tough Pants all in one. Big Bruh Beebens is doing well, but there is a transition period. Very proud of him thus far. Thank you @_judasfeast_ for being a great hot mom.
Was doing real good at behavinā on the carpet thatās red at the @vanityfair After Party until they whipped out that @innout burger truck. Thanks @thejeremyparsons for making it fun and being a goofball with me! š¤ š„ ā¤ļø Another award season in the bag!
Welcome to the backyard family, Toucan Maraca-Hand Antonio BanDanas and his huge ass bongo! A big thanks to the winnerās float, South Pasadena Tournament of Roses, for offering us our new BIG GUY to carry on the spirit of The Rose Bowl Parade throughout the years! Hereās to 2024, the year of Maraca-ing to the Beat of Your Own Drum! Happy New Year to all! Also got ma boy more astroturf. Thatās my son, right there.